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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2019, 01:59:21 PM »
Karlsson was trash this year.

By his standards, sure. Still went at almost PPG through the regular season despite dealing with injury, and has the most assists and third most points of any player in this postseason. Not many teams wouldn't want that kind of trash on their roster.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2019, 03:57:40 PM »
By his standards, sure. Still went at almost PPG through the regular season despite dealing with injury, and has the most assists and third most points of any player in this postseason. Not many teams wouldn't want that kind of trash on their roster.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2019, 05:54:49 PM »
By his standards, sure. Still went at almost PPG through the regular season despite dealing with injury, and has the most assists and third most points of any player in this postseason. Not many teams wouldn't want that kind of trash on their roster.

I’ll gladly sign up to watch that trash over the trash they’ve had the last few years.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2019, 06:05:46 PM »
I’ll gladly sign up to watch that trash over the trash they’ve had the last few years.

I'd rather he stayed in the West, but of all the teams in the East he could go to I don't mind the Rangers and Bolts at all. I think the Bolts would be his preference because he's big buddies with Hedman and he desperately wants a ring, but they're already up against it on the cap and they still have to pay Braden Point.

I can't see him having any interest in the Leafs or Habs, and I really don't want him in Detroit because I think Yzerman is already going to build a powerhouse there and Karlsson would make it even stronger. I think it's probably the team that makes most sense though.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2019, 06:39:55 PM »
I’ll gladly sign up to watch that trash over the trash they’ve had the last few years.
He spends the bulk of his season on the IR....get hype doe
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2019, 06:45:58 PM »
He spends the bulk of his season on the IR....get hype doe

He's had two seasons out of nine where he has played fewer than 70 games in the regular season, both because of serious injuries.

You know better than this.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2019, 06:53:48 PM »
He's had two seasons out of nine where he has played fewer than 70 games in the regular season, both because of serious injuries.

You know better than this.
Those were the 2 seasons I drafted him in fantasy...my hatred is justified
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2019, 06:59:59 PM »
Those were the 2 seasons I drafted him in fantasy...my hatred is justified

Have you considered that maybe it's your fault and that perhaps he should be pissed at you?
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2019, 07:18:22 PM »
Have you considered that maybe it's your fault and that perhaps he should be pissed at you?
He won’t get pissed at me...I’d bully his wife
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2019, 08:33:52 PM »
He won’t get pissed at me...I’d bully his wife
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2019, 08:36:53 PM »
He won’t get pissed at me...I’d bully his wife

Do you want to get traded to Florida? Because that's how you get traded to Florida.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2019, 11:03:09 PM »
Do you want to get traded to Florida? Because that's how you get traded to Florida.
There are worse things
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2019, 05:45:03 AM »
There are worse things
The only worse thing would be if you live in a pure excrement-hole,  like a freaking total excrement place like say Winnipeg, then and only then is Florida an upgrade.
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2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2019, 08:11:19 AM »
The only worse thing would be if you live in a pure excrement-hole,  like a freaking total excrement place like say Winnipeg, then and only then is Florida an upgrade.
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Re: 2019 New York Rangers Thread
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2019, 09:23:02 AM »
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