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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #225 on: January 08, 2021, 07:49:05 AM »
Can't wait for him to build this tunnel system in Austin so the city can hide all of the homeless down there

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #226 on: January 15, 2021, 10:07:36 AM »
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Betty White says she will spend her 99th birthday feeding two ducks who visit her "every day" https://cbsn.ws/3srtv09
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #227 on: January 15, 2021, 10:14:39 AM »
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Betty White says she will spend her 99th birthday feeding two ducks who visit her "every day" https://cbsn.ws/3srtv09

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #228 on: January 15, 2021, 04:24:53 PM »
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Betty White says she will spend her 99th birthday feeding two ducks who visit her "every day" https://cbsn.ws/3srtv09

"I got a fuck for a duck, I got a duck for a fuck, I got $10 bucks to duck a fuck and I still got the fuckin duck!"   

^ I've a good joke that goes with this punchline 'cept it's "TL:DR" material. 
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #230 on: February 02, 2021, 04:20:24 PM »
“Being the CEO of Amazon is a deep responsibility, and it’s consuming. When you have a responsibility like that, it’s hard to put attention on anything else,” he added. “As Exec Chair I will stay engaged in important Amazon initiatives but also have the time and energy I need to focus on the Day 1 Fund, the Bezos Earth Fund, Blue Origin, The Washington Post, and the reptilian takeover of the Earth.”

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« Reply #231 on: February 02, 2021, 04:25:49 PM »

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #232 on: February 02, 2021, 06:47:33 PM »
Any day now guys


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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #235 on: March 14, 2021, 10:34:38 AM »
punky boobster lmao i never heard that before.

thats gotta be terrifying as a teenage girl, though

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« Reply #236 on: March 14, 2021, 12:00:01 PM »
punky boobster lmao i never heard that before.

thats gotta be terrifying as a teenage girl, though
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #237 on: March 28, 2021, 10:55:04 PM »

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #239 on: April 02, 2021, 01:22:19 PM »
Suspect dead.

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