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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2018, 10:12:00 AM »
Is Albright one of the guys saying Mayfield was a lock for us?

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2018, 10:21:12 AM »
Is Albright one of the guys saying Mayfield was a lock for us?

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2018, 10:25:39 AM »
Is he just being fed lines from Mayfield's agent to inflate his value?

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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2018, 10:27:44 AM »
I think everyone is saying Mayfield is the Jets pick.  He just jumps on board with that opinion after everyone else then claims everyone is jumping on his info.

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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2018, 11:34:13 AM »
This veers between quite perceptive and amusing, and horribly self indulgent. They also missed a wide open opportunity at the end to have Roger Goodell playing Dante's Iscariot in Judecca; if you're going to do a poncey article like this, then commit to it properly.

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2018, 08:53:51 AM »
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@AllbrightNFL:Since we've all been having fun with these the last two weeks...

If I had to guess tonight...

1. Browns - Baker Mayfield
2. Giants - Sam Darnold
3. Jets - Josh Allen
4. Browns - Bradley Chubb
5. Bills - trade up with Broncos, Josh Rosen

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If I had to guess today...

1. Browns - Darnold
2. Giants - Barkley
3. Jets - Mayfield
4. Browns - Chubb
5. Bills - Allen
6. Colts - Nelson

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2018, 03:34:18 PM »
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A SWAT team in Florida raided the home of a former college football player -- after cops say he threatened several Dallas Cowboys members after not getting selected in the NFL Draft.

Cops were told Reed "had called members of the Dallas Cowboys and was telling them they needed to sign him. They stated he was making threats to harm people if the Cowboys did not sign him."

When cops arrived to Reed's home, Reed allegedly fessed up to making the threats -- including telling Cowboys employees he was going to "f*** their wife."

Reed explained he was "frustrated they wouldn't 'show him the real money' and sign him to a contract."
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« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2018, 04:53:07 PM »

any shot he may have had, just went out the damn window lol

And “show him real money?” Did he want a $20 million dollar contract as a UDFA?
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2018, 11:52:59 AM »
"I was surprised when they took a quarterback because I thought that, maybe in the third round, you know you can get some really good football players that can help this team now,” Roethlisberger said during an interview on Pittsburgh's 93.7 The Fan, also suggesting the pick felt like an affront to his commitment to playing for the Steelers at age 36. "I think they believed me. Once they drafted a quarterback in the third, I wasn't sure if they believed me or not."

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Ben Roethlisberger on Mason Rudolph, 2018: "If he asks me a question, I might just have to point to the playbook."
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« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2018, 12:17:39 PM »
I think Rudolph should be worried that Ben will roofie him and see if he's DTF.

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« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2018, 12:56:08 PM »
"This might be my last year."
"Waaaahh! They signed another QB."

I don't understand him.  For someone who is such a good QB, he's such a bitchy drama queen.  If he wants to keep playing, he has absolutely no competition from Mason freaking Rudolph and it isn't like they were sure to get an instant contributor in the 3rd round anyway.  He's acting like Mason Rudolph fucked his Mom.

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« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2018, 01:18:22 PM »
Is Ben so insecure that he fears a 3rd round pick is going to take his job from him? I mean really? So much so that he won't be a mentor for Rudolph to help the team for when he does choose to leave?

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2018, 02:32:50 PM »
It's funny, a leopard can't change its spots, once a dickhead always a dickhead.

And yet scouts had zero "character concerns" abut Ben in 2004.

They should have asked Miami of Ohio's women's volleyball coach what they thought of him.

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2018, 04:22:55 PM »
And yet scouts had zero "character concerns" abut Ben in 2004.

They should have asked Miami of Ohio's women's volleyball coach what they thought of him.

Why a couple roofies and she's dtf, whether she knows it or not.
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2018, 05:41:44 PM »
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