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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2017, 01:08:19 PM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/nfl-accuses-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-of-damaging-the-league-1510789249
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1. The Cowboys went 0-16 for the next 10 seasons in a row.

2. The banks foreclosed on his stadium

3. Some angry fan opened up on him with an AR 15 with a Trump Bumpstock and ended his existence

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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2017, 01:14:10 PM »
Goodell stated recently that this will probably be his last term as commissioner. It’s been speculated as well. They have the CBA coming up in 2020 and the TV deal negotiations coming up in 2021. After that he’ll be mapping his succession plan.
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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2017, 01:37:00 PM »
Goodell stated recently that this will probably be his last term as commissioner. It’s been speculated as well. They have the CBA coming up in 2020 and the TV deal negotiations coming up in 2021. After that he’ll be mapping his succession plan.

Like I said:

They are never, ever firing Goodell; one day he'll get sick of it and go home, because they've already made him far wealthier than any sports commissioner could ever reasonably hope or expect to become as a result of his spectacularly good performance.
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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2017, 02:25:40 PM »
I think this is really nothing at all, but the timing is highly suspicious:

https://theblast.com/jerry-jones-racial-video/
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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2017, 10:02:48 AM »
Deadspin, and I hate giving then credit for anything, makes a decent point about Goodell’s actions possibly being his undoing in the next CBA negotiations.

All of Roger Goodell's Dick-Swinging Did the Players a Favor
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2017, 08:00:23 PM »
I realise that UKK has taken his ball and gone home, but still:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/938501380662353920
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2017, 09:22:36 PM »
I love the comments on that link, it's as if those people don't have a clue what the Commish does. They don't.
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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2018, 03:28:01 PM »
The New York Times reports commissioner Roger Goodell is planning to fine Cowboys owner Jerry Jones "millions of dollars" for conduct detrimental to the league.
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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2018, 05:26:27 PM »
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The NFL incurred multimillion dollar legal costs in 2017 in fighting Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in the Zeke Elliott case and in the compensation committee's battle with Jones over Roger Goodell's contract. The other owners are now seeking reimbursement.

The decision to seek that reimbursement was made by the finance committee and other owners. The decades-old rule has been applied in the past. This one's a little different b/c of the big dollar figure and the acrimony involved in these cases.
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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2018, 08:34:02 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2018, 08:56:20 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2018, 09:33:30 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2018, 10:04:11 AM »
LOL

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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2019, 06:42:57 AM »
Re: Tony Romo’s ability to broadcast a play before it happens:

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“Not about the game, but I had a great conversation with him one night about the breads that are served before dinner at various restaurants and how you can tell a lot about the restaurant based upon the bread," Jones said.

See thread title.
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Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2019, 07:19:23 AM »
Re: Tony Romo’s ability to broadcast a play before it happens:

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“Not about the game, but I had a great conversation with him one night about the breads that are served before dinner at various restaurants and how you can tell a lot about the restaurant based upon the bread," Jones said.

See thread title.

freak yeah.  A mediocre chain restaurant lives or dies on their bread.  Red Lobster has those cheddar rolls.  Olive Garden has the breadsticks.  Outback has that brown bread.  Ground Round tried to make it happen with popcorn and the masses rejected it. 

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