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Tommy

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CHRISTMAS
« on: December 21, 2013, 11:40:22 AM »
Just got 99pct of my Xmas shopping done on Amazon. No gift receipts either. If you don't like this free thing I'm giving you, then too bad.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2013, 11:49:00 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 21, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
Just got 99pct of my Xmas shopping done on Amazon. No gift receipts either. If you don't like this free thing I'm giving you, then too bad.

Thinking about hitting that up tomorrow.  If Prime doesn't get it here by the 24th, they can die in a fire.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2013, 11:51:05 AM »
I'm almost done shopping, but I haven't wrapped a single thing yet.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2013, 12:05:04 PM »
wrapping was all done last night.  I drank booze to get me through it.


i hate wrapping gifts.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2013, 12:22:54 PM »
Same here. I had Amazon do it for me, it's awesome. From now on I'm buying 100pct of my gifts on Amazon.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2013, 01:10:26 PM »
The heck?  Wrapping is easy.  MB is right though, a few drinks makes it easier.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2013, 01:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
The heck?  Wrapping is easy.  MB is right though, a few drinks makes it easier.

It's harder than not wrapping.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2013, 03:27:05 PM »
Gift bags mofucka! 
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2013, 03:28:49 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 21, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
Gift bags mofucka! 

That's what I said, bruh
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2013, 03:31:06 PM »
Gift bags are for fags.


I'd rather suffer through the japanese origami that is "gift wrapping" than resort to using faggy gift bags.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2013, 03:45:14 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 21, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
Gift bags are for fags.


I'd rather suffer through the japanese origami that is "gift wrapping" than resort to using faggy gift bags.

colorful paper, bows and ribbons must be pretty manly then
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2013, 03:57:23 PM »
Nothing says "manly" more than handling a sack........wait a minute.  excrement.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2013, 03:59:05 PM »
One day I'm going to get so lazy that I just throw gifts at people and say "here's yer excrement".
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2013, 04:18:37 PM »
Just buying for my brother and sister while we split the gift for my mom. Sisteris getting Cards Against Humanity, brother is getting a grolwer from one of DC's breweries.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2013, 04:23:30 PM »
Wife and I have agreed to get nothing for each other as we just spent several grand on a holiday in January. Mum and Dad are getting a voucher for a very smart restaurant, my sister is getting a bunch of Team Canada Winter Olympics gear. All of my wife's (very large) family have agreed that when we get together on Christmas Day as is tradition, we will each bring one gift costing no more than $25. Each person will therefore leave with one gift worth no more than $25.

This is turning out to be the easiest Christmas in years.
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