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Fishin'
« on: September 03, 2017, 02:20:27 PM »
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2017, 02:35:18 PM »
soon he be trollin' for bitches with his Uncle Tommy
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2017, 03:31:01 PM »
I like fishing, but I find that the fish get in the way of sitting around drinking beer and doing nothing.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2017, 03:45:36 PM »
I like fishing, but I find that the fish get in the way of sitting around drinking beer and doing nothing.
Same here.  Now that he knows the basics of fishing, I can drink beer and criticize his technique from a chair.

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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2017, 04:11:38 PM »
Last time I went fishing was on a boat in the Dominican Republic last year. Had a brilliant day - my brother-in-law and I caught absolutely nothing and just sat around getting hammered in the sun while laughing at our mate who spent the entire time honking his guts into a bucket. Finally caught a couple on the way back in but were too drunk to care by that point.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2017, 06:55:36 AM »
Hahah nice dude. I've been meaning to get back into fishing (haven't been since I was a kid, with my dad) but I'm pretty much at square 1 in terms of equipment.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2017, 07:40:32 AM »
Hahah nice dude. I've been meaning to get back into fishing (haven't been since I was a kid, with my dad) but I'm pretty much at square 1 in terms of equipment.

Same here.  I have nothing.  Just rented a pole there on vacation. $20 for a pole and bait.  Well worth it.  If he seems to still be interested in fishing beyond this point, I'll look into getting a pole.  He's 5, so phases come and go.  I know I'm not going to do a lot of fishing by myself.

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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2017, 06:51:24 AM »
Damn, that's a pretty big fish. Well done.

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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2017, 07:45:54 AM »
The key is make it fun for him and he will want to go fishing for the rest of his life. I used to go fishing every week with my Dad and Brother for ten years. We had a great time, we also used to go on 2-3-4 day trips. Unfortunately we all stopped going about 8 years ago.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2017, 07:51:50 AM »
The key is make it fun for him and he will want to go fishing for the rest of his life. I used to go fishing every week with my Dad and Brother for ten years. We had a great time, we also used to go on 2-3-4 day trips. Unfortunately we all stopped going about 8 years ago.
At his age, it's tough to get him to understand that there will be times where you don't catch anything.  5 year olds don't have a lot of patience.  Luckily we had good bites then.  It's a good lesson though, being patient.  Kind of like being a Jets fan.

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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2017, 09:57:07 AM »
I've been fishing many times, and in all my trips I've caught a total of two sea robins. I do well crabbing, but that's about it. I like going fishing, but I'm always disappointed with the results.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2017, 11:42:05 AM »
At his age, it's tough to get him to understand that there will be times where you don't catch anything.  5 year olds don't have a lot of patience.  Luckily we had good bites then.  It's a good lesson though, being patient.  Kind of like being a Jets fan.

Around the docks there's always something to catch luckily.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2017, 11:42:32 AM »
Around the docks there's always something to catch luckily.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2017, 12:05:57 PM »
Around the docks there's always something to catch luckily.
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Re: Fishin'
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2017, 12:44:49 PM »
Went deep sea fishing once, caught a record setting 13 foot marlin. Never touched a fishing pole again.

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