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Re: LOLtimore
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2020, 08:37:43 AM »
Amazingly there's no lolravens thread. Stupid franchise with their competent management and high quality coaching.

Anyway, Marshall Yanda is going to announce his retirement. I don't know if they have a replacement in the wings, but if not then there's another player in the FA market who will probably be able to take their pick of whoever they want ahead of comedy outfits like us.



Except for the fact they won’t pay the way we do. so we have that going for us!
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Re: LOLtimore
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2020, 08:46:52 AM »
Except for the fact they won’t pay the way we do. so we have that going for us!

Yanda was eating $9M of the cap last year. Graham Glasgow has made $4M in his career. If Baltimore offer him $10M per, which would put him around DeCastro levels, and the chance to win a ring in a well coached and well run team, I don't think he's bothering to talk to us and our $12M.
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2020, 10:01:28 AM »
Yes there is a ravenslol thread, but I like loltimore better.

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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2020, 12:35:44 PM »
Yes there is a ravenslol thread, but I like loltimore better.


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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2020, 12:35:04 PM »
Ravens franchised Matt Judon
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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2020, 04:17:29 PM »
Ravens franchised Matt Judon

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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2020, 08:37:41 PM »
Trade a second for him
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2020, 08:48:15 AM »
Brockers is going back to the rams after agreeing to a deal with the ravens.

Ravens are scared about his ankle injury, but also traded and lost some of their lineman to free agency already.

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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2020, 05:00:02 AM »
NFL's Earl Thomas Held At Gunpoint By Wife In Violent Standoff, Cops Say https://t.co/i5a5WL7krK

Earl Thomas got busted by his wife having a 4,5,6?-way with his brother (weird) and some girls.  She pulled a gun on him.

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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2020, 05:48:14 AM »
NFL's Earl Thomas Held At Gunpoint By Wife In Violent Standoff, Cops Say https://t.co/i5a5WL7krK

Earl Thomas got busted by his wife having a 4,5,6?-way with his brother (weird) and some girls.  She pulled a gun on him.
That’s not practicing social distance
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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2020, 07:59:33 AM »
That’s not practicing social distance

This is the only reason she pulled the gun.

Obviously
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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2020, 08:51:41 AM »
....he was naked in a bed with his brother???
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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2020, 10:48:34 AM »
Earl Thomas sent home after getting into a fight on the practice field.
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Re: LolTimore
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2020, 06:53:14 PM »
Earl Thomas sent home after getting into a fight on the practice field.
Can we get Earl for a turd sandwich?  I'm so drubk.

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Re: LolTimore
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