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« Reply #165 on: January 01, 2019, 01:51:00 PM »
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/antonio-brown-has-requested-trade-has-issues-with-ben-roethlisberger-mike-tomlin/

Exciting new year in Pittsburgh.

It should be taken into account that Mike Tomlin and Ben Roethlisberger are cunts. 

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« Reply #166 on: January 01, 2019, 01:52:10 PM »
Andrew Brandt:

Antonio Brown Cap Charge to @steelers in 2019:
On Roster: $22.1 million
Off Roster: $21.1 million
Translation: he's not going anywhere.

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« Reply #167 on: January 01, 2019, 01:56:47 PM »
Andrew Brandt:

Antonio Brown Cap Charge to @steelers in 2019:
On Roster: $22.1 million
Off Roster: $21.1 million
Translation: he's not going anywhere.

He's not getting cut. He could be traded, although I grant you that it's a contract that will scare most teams.
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« Reply #168 on: January 01, 2019, 02:20:05 PM »
He's not getting cut. He could be traded, although I grant you that it's a contract that will scare most teams.
From what I've read, even if he's traded it's the same dead money because of the way his contract is structured.  It was a signing bonus, so once it's paid, it can't be paid by another team.
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« Reply #169 on: January 01, 2019, 02:43:41 PM »
From what I've read, even if he's traded it's the same dead money because of the way his contract is structured.  It was a signing bonus, so once it's paid, it can't be paid by another team.


Huh, didn't realise he'd got a load of prorated bonus hitting their cap. I stand corrected then, you're right - seems unlikely they trade him if they still have to eat the cap space. Although that presumably means he costs his new team comparatively little in wages, so maybe he becomes more interesting to a team with little cap space that's close to contending, and willing to give up a first round pick to get him as a difference maker.

Or the Raiders, because they could do literally anything for reasons that no one actually understands.
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« Reply #170 on: January 01, 2019, 02:50:28 PM »
Huh, didn't realise he'd got a load of prorated bonus hitting their cap. I stand corrected then, you're right - seems unlikely they trade him if they still have to eat the cap space. Although that presumably means he costs his new team comparatively little in wages, so maybe he becomes more interesting to a team with little cap space that's close to contending, and willing to give up a first round pick to get him as a difference maker.

Or the Raiders, because they could do literally anything for reasons that no one actually understands.
Yeah, I guess a team could give up a high pick or 2 for him.  I think it would have to be higher picks because the Steelers would be giving up an elite talent and eating a excrement ton of money.  I can't see any team giving up enough to make it worthwhile for the Steelers.

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« Reply #171 on: January 01, 2019, 03:18:50 PM »
Yeah, I guess a team could give up a high pick or 2 for him.  I think it would have to be higher picks because the Steelers would be giving up an elite talent and eating a excrement ton of money.  I can't see any team giving up enough to make it worthwhile for the Steelers.

Apparently if he's traded post June 1st the Steelers' cap hit drops to $7M, and the team trading for him would take on $15M. I don't know how or why, I'm just reading excrement on /r/nfl.
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Re: lolSteelers
« Reply #172 on: January 07, 2019, 05:49:05 PM »
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#Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin announces he’s not renewing RBs coach James Saxon. Definitely befuddling to me. As far as I know, he was beloved. And respected. And @LeVeonBell and @JamesConner_ definitely performed under his tutelage.

Guy clearly wasn’t getting the job done
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« Reply #173 on: January 07, 2019, 05:51:51 PM »
Guy clearly wasn’t getting the job done

I know.
Not one 2,000 yard rusher under his watch. Shame.

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Re: lolSteelers
« Reply #174 on: April 11, 2019, 09:31:03 AM »
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Alright, I’ll end the mystery... B’s racist and @AB84’s black. He had to catch balls from a racist quarterback. Every honest player knows it, it’s not a big deal. He was just supposed to take his lickings and move on, like a slave for real.

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« Reply #175 on: April 11, 2019, 09:36:29 AM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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« Reply #176 on: April 11, 2019, 09:38:44 AM »
hahaha what?

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« Reply #177 on: April 11, 2019, 09:46:34 AM »
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i heard Mendenhall was a lunatic
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Re: lolSteelers
« Reply #178 on: April 11, 2019, 11:11:43 AM »
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« Reply #179 on: April 11, 2019, 12:34:45 PM »
Apparently Mendenhall walked it back and said he was just using it as an example of how easy it is to accuse people of things or somesuch horseshit, and now known peacemakers and righteous dudes Ramon Foster and Maurkice Pouncey are appealing to other Steelers players to keep their excrement inside the walls and stop talking to the media.

That club is a complete mess right now. It's very bizarre.
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