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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1020 on: May 21, 2020, 07:37:49 AM »
We had a shooter prancing around Nova Scotia last month posing as a RCMP officer, and shooting people.

Our prime minister banned assault rifles the next day.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1021 on: May 21, 2020, 08:09:43 AM »
What is odd is that the Arizona police department actually arrested the non-white suspect.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1022 on: May 21, 2020, 12:14:04 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 21, 2020, 07:37:49 AM
We had a shooter prancing around Nova Scotia last month posing as a RCMP officer, and shooting people.

Our prime minister banned assault rifles the next day.

But muh rights!
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1023 on: May 21, 2020, 12:47:24 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on May 21, 2020, 12:14:04 PM
But muh rights!

Yeah but you see we didn't have the foresight to expect to have to take up arms and form a civil militia in order to overthrow a tyrannical government in 2020, so we don't have that right in the first place.

(Also our military is so puny we could probably overthrow the government with hockey sticks and snow shovels if we really needed to.)
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1024 on: May 21, 2020, 12:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 21, 2020, 12:47:24 PM
Yeah but you see we didn't have the foresight to expect to have to take up arms and form a civil militia in order to overthrow a tyrannical government in 2020, so we don't have that right in the first place.

(Also our military is so puny we could probably overthrow the government with hockey sticks and snow shovels if we really needed to.)

Nah you guys have the best snipers. '(For some strange reason I knew this prior)


3 of the top 5:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1025 on: May 21, 2020, 01:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on May 21, 2020, 12:56:07 PM
Nah you guys have the best snipers. '(For some strange reason I knew this prior)


3 of the top 5:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills

Interesting reading about some of those Canadian chaps. Our man with 5th longest record kill in history:

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In 2002, Perry was accused of discreditable conduct by the Canadian Armed Forces. Forces personnel investigated allegations that he had desecrated a combatant's corpse by removing a finger, putting a cigarette in its mouth, and placing a sign reading "freak Terrorism" on its chest. Military police also suspected that Perry had defecated on another corpse.

And our man at #4:

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After leaving the Canadian Army, Furlong moved to Edmonton, Alberta and joined the Edmonton Police Service in 2004, although he had considered joining Joint Task Force 2. In 2012, Furlong was dismissed from the police for discreditable conduct, after an episode in which he physically abused and urinated on a fellow police officer.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1026 on: May 21, 2020, 01:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 21, 2020, 01:08:45 PM
Interesting reading about some of those Canadian chaps. Our man with 5th longest record kill in history:

And our man at #4:


Can't wait to see how #1 tops those 2.

BTW, I am sure the desecrating the corpses happens quite a bit, Australian special forces were known to take ears for the longest. The Vietcong were deathly scared of them, they thought they were nutso. That said beating up a fellow PO and urinating on him. that's lol crazy
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1027 on: May 21, 2020, 07:38:45 PM »
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1028 on: August 10, 2020, 09:09:38 PM »
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1029 on: August 16, 2020, 07:52:16 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/16/us/texas-police-officers-shot/index.html

Going on in a neighborhood about a block from us.  Likely some Trumper gun nut. 
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1030 on: August 16, 2020, 08:01:31 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on August 16, 2020, 07:52:16 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/16/us/texas-police-officers-shot/index.html

Going on in a neighborhood about a block from us.  Likely some Trumper gun nut.
Just go over there and finish him.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1031 on: November 20, 2020, 04:45:10 PM »
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1032 on: November 20, 2020, 05:46:22 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on November 20, 2020, 04:45:10 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/20/us/wisconsin-wauwatosa-mayfair-mall-shooting/index.html

It's been a while since we've had one of these
I thought a few times this year that it was a silver lining of not having as many large groups of people.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1033 on: March 16, 2021, 11:02:32 PM »

Eight dead, six of them Asian.  This unconscionable anti-Asian shlt is getting out of hand.   Cracker in custody.

 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/atlanta-shootings-massage-parlor.html
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1034 on: March 17, 2021, 09:43:45 AM »
Quote from: delavan on March 16, 2021, 11:02:32 PM
Eight dead, six of them Asian.  This unconscionable anti-Asian shlt is getting out of hand.   Cracker in custody.

 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/atlanta-shootings-massage-parlor.html

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