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Mass shootings
« on: December 13, 2013, 02:55:14 PM »
We should probably just have one thread given the regularity with which it happens.

In today's fun and games, a gunman has opened fire in a high school in Colorado, 10 miles from Columbine. There were reports of injuries, currently it looks like the shooter is injured and the school is being evacuated.

Update: shooter is dead from a self-inflicted injury. Was a student.

Further update: one student seriously injured with a gunshot wound, another not so serious. Shooter was apparently after a specific teacher.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 02:59:45 PM »
Remember when kids only used slingshots and threw rocks?
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 03:03:13 PM »
Remember when kids only used slingshots and threw rocks?

Hey man no lets pick on the fat kid any longer, the fat kid just may have a collection of assault rifles.
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Re: Mass shootings
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 03:17:37 PM »
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 03:25:27 PM »
I don't see any Canadian entries in there......so, I do.

The last school shooting in Canada was 1999. Prior to that it was 1975. I'm presuming that the reason for so few school shootings in Canada is because we have all those armed teachers acting as a deterrent.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 03:31:20 PM »
The last school shooting in Canada was 1999. Prior to that it was 1975. I'm presuming that the reason for so few school shootings in Canada is because we have all those armed teachers acting as a deterrent.

Well it's certainly not gun ownership:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 03:51:25 PM »
I don't see any Canadian entries in there......so, I do.

You didn't say anything about Canadian kids.

But since you asked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:School_killings_in_Canada
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 03:56:27 PM »
You didn't say anything about Canadian kids.

But since you asked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:School_killings_in_Canada

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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2013, 04:00:55 PM »
I'm not buying it

Maybe you should avoid shooting threads, you're bad at them.
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2013, 04:02:44 PM »
Maybe you should avoid shooting threads, you're bad at them.

Nah..I'll continue the status quo.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 04:03:48 PM »
Well it's certainly not gun ownership:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

1/3rd the rate of the US.

I'd like to see the distribution of the type of firearms and the purposes.

Quite a bit of hunting grounds in Canada. I imagine a lot of hunting rifles and shotguns

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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2013, 04:06:22 PM »
Well it's certainly not gun ownership:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

Actually, that's a really skewed way of using the statistic. Private ownership of firearms in metropolitan areas is virtually non-existent - the vast majority of firearms in Canada are owned by people who live in rural areas, and the vast majority of those firearms are rifles and shotguns because bears and moose and excrement.
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Re: Mass shootings
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2013, 04:08:08 PM »
Actually, that's a really skewed way of using the statistic. Private ownership of firearms in metropolitan areas is virtually non-existent - the vast majority of firearms in Canada are owned by people who live in rural areas, and the vast majority of those firearms are rifles and shotguns because bears and moose and excrement.

That was exactly my suspicion

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