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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2017, 08:26:15 PM »
Spiderman would kick derriere as a QB. He would be right at home wearing form fitting tights and have his hand up a guys derriere.
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2017, 12:04:55 AM »
Spiderman would kick derriere as a QB. He would be right at home wearing form fitting tights and have his hand up a guys derriere.
Yeah, spidey would definately play under center.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2017, 07:01:49 PM »

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2017, 07:07:47 PM »
Tom Hardy has been cast as Eddie Brock for the Venom solo film.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2017, 07:20:30 PM »
I thought it would suck, but now I am in

I still think that it might suck.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2017, 07:31:29 PM »
I thought it would suck, but now I am in

I'm pretty sure this is Sony's version of a Deadpool movie. Keeping it separate for the most part from the MCU but give it an R rating.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2017, 08:25:03 PM »
I thought it would suck, but now I am in
tom hardy is elite.  I'll go see this
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2017, 07:52:30 AM »
But he can he live up to the past performance by topher grace?

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2017, 10:21:23 PM »
Why do they keep remaking Spider-Man?
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2017, 10:48:46 PM »
Why do they keep remaking Spider-Man?

Easy money?

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2017, 10:51:11 PM »
Why do they keep remaking Spider-Man?

Sony Pictures was on the verge of bankruptcy after the last Andrew Garfield Spider-Man flopped so they made a deal with Marvel to return the character to where he belongs. That's how we got Tom Holland.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2017, 08:14:25 PM »
Why do they keep remaking Spider-Man?
Easy money?
Sony Pictures was on the verge of bankruptcy after the last Andrew Garfield Spider-Man flopped so they made a deal with Marvel to return the character to where he belongs. That's how we got Tom Holland.

Not to mention they only made the Andrew Garfield movies because they needed to make one in order to avoid the character rights reverting back to Marvel, or something.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2017, 08:54:24 PM »
Garfield seems like an unlikable douchebag that needs to be punched in the face.
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2017, 12:18:43 AM »
Garfield seems like an unlikable douchebag that needs to be punched in the face.
The new kid only looks slightly less punchable.  I don't love the Stark suit at all.  Is he really going to have a wise crack everytime he does anything?

This is a one and done to incorporate spiderboy into the Avengers.

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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2017, 08:14:45 AM »


The new kid only looks slightly less punchable.  I don't love the Stark suit at all.  Is he really going to have a wise crack everytime he does anything?

Probably not, but wisecracks are certainly in the spirit of Spider-Man.

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