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Miamipuck

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #240 on: November 22, 2016, 08:24:14 AM »
10 bucks says he has that bitch in his profile pic.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #241 on: November 22, 2016, 09:20:27 PM »

10 bucks says he has that bitch in his profile pic.

Another 10 that she asked him to take it down.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #242 on: February 08, 2017, 12:39:06 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #243 on: February 08, 2017, 12:47:50 PM »
#stillsingletho

Oof.. dagger to the heart

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #244 on: February 08, 2017, 12:55:11 PM »
#stillsingletho

Oof.. dagger to the heart
He probably asked how he can "sing letho".

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #245 on: February 08, 2017, 01:40:44 PM »
Maybe if he stopped dressing like Pee-Wee Herman.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #246 on: February 08, 2017, 01:48:42 PM »
Maybe if he stopped dressing like Pee-Wee Herman.

He looks like he has prosthetic legs.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #247 on: February 08, 2017, 02:20:14 PM »
Maybe if he stopped dressing like Pee-Wee Herman.

The guy just needs a total makeover and he would be in her league.  When straight guys intentionally look like gay guys, there is nowhere to go but friend zone.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #248 on: February 08, 2017, 03:23:22 PM »
I didn't know horse country flooded a lot.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #249 on: February 08, 2017, 03:32:12 PM »
Whyyyyyyyyy do people put themselves through this kind of torture? Just make a fuckn move, take the diss, and move the freak on.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #250 on: February 08, 2017, 03:36:50 PM »
Whyyyyyyyyy do people put themselves through this kind of torture? Just make a fuckn move, take the diss, and move the freak on.

No confidence and obsession with one girl.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #251 on: February 08, 2017, 03:38:13 PM »
No confidence and obsession with one girl.

definitely the latter
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #252 on: February 08, 2017, 04:30:36 PM »
Whyyyyyyyyy do people put themselves through this kind of torture? Just make a fuckn move, take the diss, and move the freak on.

Sometimes people want more than just getting laid.  I understand what you are saying though.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #253 on: February 24, 2017, 06:26:16 AM »
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #254 on: February 24, 2017, 07:43:13 AM »
He looks like a gay bank robber.

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