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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2014, 10:04:50 PM »
The fart zone?

Bhahahahaha......you ain't coming back from that....hahaha

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2014, 10:11:18 PM »
Hahaha. I have no idea why dudes keep friendships with chicks they're secretly in love with. Must be torture. Either try and bang the girls you're friends with, or have less attractive female friends.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2014, 10:26:02 PM »
Hahaha. I have no idea why dudes keep friendships with chicks they're secretly in love with. Must be torture. Either try and bang the girls you're friends with, or have less attractive female friends.

Those dudes don't get it because they're either young or not knowledgeable enough or they have no confidence. They think if they wait it out they'll be next in line. It's a fools errand. Poor bastards. I've seen people do it for over a year for one chick. It's bad news bears. There needs to be girls out there who can get these poor dudes out of that funk by freaking them. Do it for society. Bitches love society.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2014, 07:30:29 AM »
Those dudes don't get it because they're either young or not knowledgeable enough or they have no confidence. They think if they wait it out they'll be next in line. It's a fools errand. Poor bastards. I've seen people do it for over a year for one chick. It's bad news bears. There needs to be girls out there who can get these poor dudes out of that funk by freaking them. Do it for society. Bitches love society.

There's always a broad for you if you can open your yapper and talk to them. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you're smelly, have chronic halitosis, you're dumb as a box of rocks (in fact dumb helps) if you can talk to a broad you can get laid, easy.

Look at MBGreen he has all of that and still has a wife. Speaking of fart zone, his wife farts just to make the smell bearable and he presumably (no one's really sure) gets laid.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2014, 07:43:07 AM »
There's always a broad for you if you can open your yapper and talk to them. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you're smelly, have chronic halitosis, you're dumb as a box of rocks (in fact dumb helps) if you can talk to a broad you can get laid, easy.

Look at MBGreen he has all of that and still has a wife. Speaking of fart zone, his wife farts just to make the smell bearable and he presumably (no one's really sure) gets laid.
What's going on with you two? Post-coital remorse?

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2014, 07:44:10 AM »
What's going on with you two? Post-coital remorse?

You want in on this too, faggoot?
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2014, 07:45:00 AM »
You want in on this too, faggoot?
fooook off.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2014, 09:44:41 AM »
Hoverhand is back, yo.



That's the best viral trend ever

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2014, 02:16:46 PM »

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2014, 02:20:24 PM »
What a douche
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2014, 02:24:26 PM »
I should start signing all my work emails with "Laugh girl it took me a long time to write that."

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2014, 06:25:00 PM »
Hahaaha

Text me.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2014, 09:16:05 AM »


Not necessarily Friend Zone here, but this dude is a complete idiot
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2014, 09:17:05 AM »
That can't be real no freaking way

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2014, 09:19:06 AM »
That can't be real no freaking way

Saw that posted the other day, I think the general consensus was "probably fake."

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