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FRIEND ZONE
« on: December 10, 2013, 03:21:06 PM »
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2013, 03:23:51 PM »
I can't believe he got that far without realizing that she just wasn't into him.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2013, 05:22:40 PM »
/whiteshoewillied
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 07:14:47 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 10, 2013, 05:22:40 PM
/whiteshoewillied

I was trying to remember who that was. Thanks.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 07:18:32 PM »
Haha what was his dilemma again? He wanted to invite his chick friend that he was in love with as his +1 at a wedding right? Something like that.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 08:15:26 PM »
Staged...
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2013, 03:50:03 PM »
Hoverhand is back, yo.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2013, 04:21:10 PM »
^He might actually have a shot with the beast on the right.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 09:41:27 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 26, 2013, 04:21:10 PM
^He might actually have a shot with the beast on the right.

which one....the rhino or the female KOZ?
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2013, 10:43:25 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 27, 2013, 09:41:27 AM
which one....the rhino or the female KOZ?

The Female Koz? I just threw up in my mouth.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2013, 10:58:40 AM »
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2013, 08:25:49 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 26, 2013, 04:21:10 PM
^He might actually have a shot with the beast on the right.

Why would anyone want a shot with any of them? Damn.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 08:26:27 PM »
Quote from: ons on December 27, 2013, 08:25:49 PM
Why would anyone want a shot with any of them? Damn.
  Beer and depression?
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2013, 08:27:07 PM »
Quote from: ons on December 27, 2013, 08:25:49 PM
Why would anyone want a shot with any of them? Damn.

cuz of dat derriere. daymn.
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
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Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2014, 09:53:36 PM »
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