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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2017, 01:21:35 PM »
So I guess for the next few years, shitty Jets fans will replace "freak WOODY" with "freak CHRISTOPHER"

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2017, 01:38:43 PM »
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2017, 01:46:45 PM »
This is great freaking news, Woody sucks.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2017, 01:58:31 PM »
This is great freaking news, Woody sucks.
Woody is completely unqualified to run the Jets, and he's completely unqualified to run this ambassadorship.

Which still makes him one of the better cabinet appointments.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2017, 01:58:31 PM »
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2017, 02:01:13 PM »
Woody is completely unqualified to run the Jets, and he's completely unqualified to run this ambassadorship.

Which still makes him one of the better cabinet appointments.

Woody is just like Trump, they both run great shitshows.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2017, 02:03:13 PM »
Don't be mad at Pence because he couldn't convert the gay out of you
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2017, 02:10:22 PM »

Woody is completely unqualified to run the Jets, and he's completely unqualified to run this ambassadorship.

Which still makes him one of the better cabinet appointments.

Ambassadorships are usually given as a "thank you" for support, etc. They're mostly ceremonial, but can help during trade negotiations etc, which will happen in 2 years when GB is fully out of the EU.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2017, 02:17:45 PM »
Good riddance.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2017, 02:18:57 PM »
All kidding aside, I don't see this making any impact on the Jets either way. I doubt Chris rocks the boat that much. Maybe Woody gets better during his time away from the team with some perspective, but odds are he won't. And quite frankly, if we had the right GM/coach/QB combination, nobody would care about Woody.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2017, 04:38:06 PM »
It would make me feel just a tiny bit better if Trump would hire just a handful of non illionaires to major positions.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2017, 04:59:53 PM »
We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at Foxboro, we’re going to win at Buffalo. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. Johnson, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else.’
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2017, 05:00:47 PM »
We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at Foxboro, we’re going to win at Buffalo. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. Johnson, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else.’
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2017, 07:23:58 PM »
The London Jets by 2020.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2017, 07:53:39 PM »
Maybe we could build a wall around Foxboro

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