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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2017, 10:28:24 AM »
Trump: Making the Jets great again.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2017, 10:29:28 AM »
It didn't say he has, just that he could.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2017, 10:50:30 AM »
It didn't say he has, just that he could.

Get it done, Trump. F*ck Russia, first things first.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2017, 12:22:27 PM »
Get it done, Trump. F*ck Russia, first things first.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2017, 10:08:18 AM »
Seeing Woody with his ugly, shriveled derriere Jets hat sitting next to Pence a couple weeks ago made me want to curb stomp puppies.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2017, 10:36:05 AM »
Seeing Woody with his ugly, shriveled derriere Jets hat sitting next to Pence a couple weeks ago made me want to curb stomp puppies.

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That seems like a reasonable and healthy reaction. Good on ya.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2017, 10:40:30 AM »
Seeing Woody with his ugly, shriveled derriere Jets hat sitting next to Pence a couple weeks ago made me want to curb stomp puppies.

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Lolololololololololololol thats Vice President Pence.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2017, 03:32:00 PM »
Seeing Woody with his ugly, shriveled derriere Jets hat sitting next to Pence a couple weeks ago made me want to curb stomp puppies.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2017, 04:37:57 PM »

Yeah Pence is a gigantic queynte.
Don't be mad at Pence because he couldn't convert the gay out of you

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2017, 06:55:26 PM »
Don't be mad at Pence because he couldn't convert the gay out of you

If it was up to me, Sheldon would've got the business end of Pence's cattle prod a long time ago.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2017, 01:10:20 PM »
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Jets owner Woody Johnson is expected to be named the United States' new ambassador to the United Kingdom.
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2017, 01:12:32 PM »
Curious as to why he wanted that ambassadorship anyway. Is he trying to lay the groundworks to move the Jets to London?
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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2017, 01:13:50 PM »
Oh well.  I doubt much will change.

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Re: Woody relinquishes control of the Jets
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2017, 01:14:34 PM »
Curious as to why he wanted that ambassadorship anyway. Is he trying to lay the groundworks to move the Jets to London?

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