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Johnny English

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Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« on: January 01, 2017, 05:40:19 PM »
Drink less
Exercise more
Get a massive tattoo
Find an excuse to ban Tommy
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2017, 06:06:56 PM »
Lose another 30 pounds.

Play higher level over 40 hockey- playing with a bunch of Canadians down here and haven't had more fun in years. Lots of ex pro's and Jr players, it's really fast. Drop the slower leagues, they suck.

Drink Less- drinking too much after games.

Get out of here it's time. I  have promises to keep.

tell everyone here they're faggots and to freak themselves.

Maybe look to get another Pekingese. I miss Tammy so much.


Get a job.


Have a much better year.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2017, 06:27:59 PM »


Quote from: Johnny English on January 01, 2017, 05:40:19 PM
Drink less
Exercise more
Get an derriere tattoo
Find an excuse to bang Tommy

Fyp

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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2017, 06:48:10 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 01, 2017, 06:27:59 PM

Fyp



I do have a massive derriere so I could possibly get a massive derriere tattoo. Would cause problems with sitting down for a while though, and I am a big fan of sitting. Will probably therefore stick with original plan of a half sleeve, because I have a shitty armband I got 20+ years ago that I have hated for a while and I want it covered up.

As for banging Tommy, I have met him before. 0/10 would not bang.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2017, 07:06:20 PM »
Try to ignore Mrs. English's texts
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2017, 07:17:19 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on January 01, 2017, 06:48:10 PM
I do have a massive derriere so I could possibly get a massive derriere tattoo. Would cause problems with sitting down for a while though, and I am a big fan of sitting. Will probably therefore stick with original plan of a half sleeve, because I have a shitty armband I got 20+ years ago that I have hated for a while and I want it covered up.

As for banging Tommy, I have met him before. 0/10 would not bang.

If you spoke Japanese you'd be all over me.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2017, 08:24:46 PM »
Get a raise
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2017, 09:35:55 AM »
Watch the Jets win 12 games, including a season sweep of the AFC East.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2017, 09:41:01 AM »
Get less fat.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2017, 08:01:33 AM »
Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2017, 12:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Koz on January 06, 2017, 08:01:33 AM
Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.

It was nice knowing you. lol
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2017, 12:41:47 PM »
Quote from: Koz on January 06, 2017, 08:01:33 AM
Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2017, 12:43:28 PM »
Quote from: Pope on January 06, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..

Koz's wallet is Jewish.
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2017, 12:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Pope on January 06, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..

It's cold outside.....
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Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2017, 09:53:45 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on January 01, 2017, 05:40:19 PM
Drink less
Exercise more
Get a massive tattoo
Find an excuse to ban Tommy

Update:

- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here
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