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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #360 on: November 04, 2019, 03:32:51 PM »
Brian Winters should be released before the team gets back to New Jersey

Winters is the definition of a disposable-as-a-used-tampon JAG.

Watching him have the complete lack of self-awareness of his consistent, mediocre shittiness and actually yell at his QB on the sidelines after another clusterfuck of a play was maddening. Sam should have beat him to death with his giant mushroom-tip right there on the sideline.

Belichick or any coach/GM worth a damn would have cut him as soon as the game clock struck 0:00 after that display.
Cut Winters' dumb, retarded-tattoos-having-derriere and let him spend his last days bowhunting rabbits or whatever with his ugly newborn kid.

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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #361 on: November 05, 2019, 08:06:44 AM »
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #362 on: November 05, 2019, 08:35:37 AM »
Winters is the definition of a disposable-as-a-used-tampon JAG.

Watching him have the complete lack of self-awareness of his consistent, mediocre shittiness and actually yell at his QB on the sidelines after another clusterfuck of a play was maddening. Sam should have beat him to death with his giant mushroom-tip right there on the sideline.

Belichick or any coach/GM worth a damn would have cut him as soon as the game clock struck 0:00 after that display.
Cut Winters' dumb, retarded-tattoos-having-derriere and let him spend his last days bowhunting rabbits or whatever with his ugly newborn kid.

This. I'd have cut his worthless derriere the second the game was over. As bad as he's been its amazing they obviously think Compton would be worse.

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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #363 on: November 05, 2019, 12:04:13 PM »
Nobody on our O line has any business getting in Sam's face about anything. They're lucky he was still able to stand back there by the 4th quarter to miss that snap.
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #364 on: November 06, 2019, 03:59:11 PM »
I miss Spencer Long
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #365 on: November 06, 2019, 07:04:28 PM »
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #366 on: November 12, 2019, 04:04:45 PM »
Winters to IR and done for the season.
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #367 on: November 12, 2019, 04:48:28 PM »
Been playing all year with a full torn shoulder.

I'm curious what the NFLPA will say, considering there's already 2 complaints against our medical staff.

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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #368 on: November 12, 2019, 05:11:16 PM »
Been playing all year with a full torn shoulder.

I'm curious what the NFLPA will say, considering there's already 2 complaints against our medical staff.

Isn’t this the second time he had a fucked up torn shoulder? Then after the first offseason surgery his play declined and he had his worst season of his career (until this year)
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #369 on: November 13, 2019, 10:51:42 AM »
I can't stand Winters, and never have.

But that's some guts to fight through that all year until he just couldn't anymore.
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #370 on: November 13, 2019, 10:54:09 AM »
I can't stand Winters, and never have.

But that's some guts to fight through that all year until he just couldn't anymore.

Agreed

I'm grateful for him being like him, and not some other scumbag guard we traded for

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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #371 on: November 13, 2019, 11:11:45 AM »
I still think Winters has played bad because of injuries and would be above average if healthy.  But he can't stay healthy, so it doesn't matter

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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #372 on: November 13, 2019, 11:26:20 AM »
I still think Winters has played bad because of injuries and would be above average if healthy.  But he can't stay healthy, so it doesn't matter

I see him look confused way too often. Maybe that's coaching, but the guy completely misses blocks at times as though it wasn't his job at all.
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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #373 on: November 13, 2019, 02:30:43 PM »
Our medical staff is running a gulag

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Re: Offensive Line
« Reply #374 on: November 13, 2019, 09:26:05 PM »
I still think Winters has played bad because of injuries and would be above average if healthy.  But he can't stay healthy, so it doesn't matter

Did he suffer a brain injury too?

He played like a complete moron this season
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