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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2016, 07:20:23 PM »
he wont directly affect us on the field, but i feel like a move like this will just bring nothing but bad luck to the team, because freak tebow

however i can definitely see players on the major league roster being asked/pestered/annoyed with tebow questions. let's say tebow manages to hit a HR in single A ball. i can totally see one of the many shitty 'sports' journalists around nowadays go up to conforto and ask something like '.....so tebow hit a HR tonight in the minors, LOL do you have any fear for your spot on the roster LOLZ?'

or other token garbage hypothetical questions - 'if tebow was on this roster, would you trust him? how do you think the clubhouse would receive him?' etc etc etc

pointless move. he should just give up on professional sports and find another way to make money and support himself. pointless pointless move

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2016, 07:46:12 PM »

Get to me?  I don't have the time to care much about sports lately.

You were the first one to bitch about it. Come on now.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2016, 07:53:23 PM »
You were the first one to bitch about it. Come on now.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2016, 08:16:15 PM »
You were the first one to bitch about it. Come on now.
Why do you care? This is about Tebow, I expressed my opinion. Sorry you didn't like it.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2016, 08:17:00 PM »

Why do you care? This is about Tebow, I expressed my opinion. Sorry you didn't like it.

Shut up and get agitated and write a long dissertation.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2016, 08:25:39 PM »
Shut up and get agitated and write a long dissertation.
Why?

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2016, 10:22:03 AM »
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2016, 11:21:35 AM »
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Tim Tebow is in the Arizona Fall League. He might be better suited to playing in an Arizona high school league. His presence here is a farce, and he looks like an imposter pretending to have talent he does not possess.

Tebow the baseball player is not a baseball player; he’s a washed-up quarterback who has size and nothing else. His swing is long, and he wields the bat like someone who hasn’t played the sport in more than a decade, which he hasn’t. He can’t catch up to 90 mph, which is well below the major league average for a fastball, and was cutting through fastballs in the zone on Wednesday night. He rolled over twice on fastballs, which is something you generally see professional hitters do only on off-speed stuff, and he showed below-average running speed. In left field, his routes look like those of a wide receiver, although he managed to eventually make his way around to a fly ball in left.

In short, there’s absolutely no baseball justification for Tebow to be here.

There are organizational players — players who fill out minor league rosters but have little to no chance to play in the majors — in the AFL every year, but they’re at least credible in the role. Tebow is the only hitter I’ve seen here this year or in any recent year who couldn’t even square up a below-average fastball.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2016, 11:30:57 AM »
^ Shocking.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2016, 12:26:37 PM »
Wow that guy hates Jesus, I hope the Christian right reads that scouting report and mobilizes to fight a hugely important issue like this.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2020, 07:41:26 AM »
LOL bo.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2020, 10:02:10 AM »
She an 8 or 9 on the JFIF scale?
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2020, 10:33:38 AM »
She an 8 or 9 on the JFIF scale?

JFIF has paid to fingerbang strippers that are built like Tim Tebow
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2020, 10:47:17 AM »