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Tebowmania
« on: September 08, 2016, 06:36:24 AM »
New York Mets are signing Tim Tebow to a minor league deal
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2016, 06:37:43 AM »
New York Mets are signing Tim Tebow to a minor league deal
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2016, 07:08:16 AM »
#circus

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2016, 07:34:14 AM »
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2016, 08:17:22 AM »

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2016, 10:33:08 AM »
The Mets are playing their best ball since April, with some patchwork magic, and you make this move? Stupid.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2016, 10:44:38 AM »
The Mets are playing their best ball since April, with some patchwork magic, and you make this move? Stupid.

I doubt that any player outside of Columbia or St Lucie (yes, of course I had to look those up) is concerned about losing playing time. Should sell a few jerseys though.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2016, 10:54:04 AM »
It won't matter unless he by miracle gets called up to the majors which won't happen in a million years.  Probably a bit of a media circus until he gets shitcanned or fizzles out.  Maybe their farm system will make a few bucks off the Tebowmania morons.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2016, 11:51:54 AM »

The Mets are playing their best ball since April, with some patchwork magic, and you make this move? Stupid.

How would this affect the Mets? It's not like when the Jets signed Tebow.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2016, 12:38:02 PM »
Cimini can't help himself with all the Tebow crap today.  He's a good journalist, but he has an annoying habit of harping in the same excrement over and over again.  Buttfumble and Tebow.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2016, 12:54:04 PM »
He's a good journalist

That would require him to have journalistic integrity, which he's proven time and again that he doesn't. #druggy #circus

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2016, 02:04:42 PM »


The jesus freaks will flock to him, and the Mets' farm system is in florida. It's an easy way for a minor league stadium to sell more tickets.

Smart business move

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2016, 05:22:00 PM »
How would this affect the Mets? It's not like when the Jets signed Tebow.
It's Tim friggin Tebow. Why? Guess Freddy Coupon wants to make another $5.

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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2016, 05:25:06 PM »

It's Tim friggin Tebow. Why? Guess Freddy Coupon wants to make another $5.

It's a business. And it doesn't affect your team's chances of winning one iota. I don't understand why you let things get to you like this.
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Re: Tebowmania
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2016, 06:27:29 PM »
It's a business. And it doesn't affect your team's chances of winning one iota. I don't understand why you let things get to you like this.
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