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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #240 on: March 05, 2018, 10:10:41 PM »
I still do. He  blows.. media phenom watch the Penn State OSU game from that year,  All they did was blow him, as he got smoked.

Dude, Hack, was overall #1 overall Hs recruit, they said he could be, next joe montanya. Check, highlight reel, do not disparage, the Hackgawd. Highlight, elite arm strength, James Franklin, minor coaching issue, easily fixed. Sign Allen, Robinson, his #1, overall receiver when he had , dominant freshman year. You heard it hear first, or you can, hear about it by reading my column at www.youreafuckingjoke.com.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #241 on: March 05, 2018, 10:11:45 PM »
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #242 on: March 05, 2018, 11:48:00 PM »
Dude, Hack, was overall #1 overall Hs recruit, they said he could be, next joe montanya. Check, highlight reel, do not disparage, the Hackgawd. Highlight, elite arm strength, James Franklin, minor coaching issue, easily fixed. Sign Allen, Robinson, his #1, overall receiver when he had , dominant freshman year. You heard it hear first, or you can, hear about it by reading my column at www.youreafuckingjoke.com.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #243 on: March 05, 2018, 11:51:28 PM »
Blasphemy
The coaching staff clearly agreed with me, is there a medical procedure to rid you of he extra chromosome
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #244 on: March 06, 2018, 10:18:41 AM »
The coaching staff clearly agreed with me, is there a medical procedure to rid you of he extra chromosome
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #245 on: March 06, 2018, 11:40:16 AM »
There's a part of me that keeps hanging on to hope that Hackenberg suddenly pans out and becomes an elite QB.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #246 on: March 06, 2018, 11:46:48 AM »
There's a part of me that keeps hanging on to hope that Hackenberg suddenly pans out and becomes an elite QB.

I remain exactly where I was last year - he's a three year project who's two years in, and we haven't seen him take a snap in anger yet. It is impossible for us to know where he's at, and unfair of us to judge.

He's my QB3 for next year and it's not really a difficult decision.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #247 on: March 06, 2018, 12:06:14 PM »
I remain exactly where I was last year - he's a three year project who's two years in, and we haven't seen him take a snap in anger yet. It is impossible for us to know where he's at, and unfair of us to judge.

He's my QB3 for next year and it's not really a difficult decision.

To me, it's dependent on a couple of other factors. The first being who they acquire in free agency. If it's Cousins, then there's no reason to get rid of Hackenberg. If it's McCarron, then maybe he stays another year. If it's Bridgewater or Bradford, then it depends who the Jets draft. If they draft a QB in round 1, the QB room should be Bridgewater/Bradford, McCown, rookie. Though I guess there's no harm in bringing Hackenberg into camp and letting him work his way onto the roster if he can.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #248 on: March 06, 2018, 12:53:29 PM »
I remain exactly where I was last year - he's a three year project who's two years in, and we haven't seen him take a snap in anger yet. It is impossible for us to know where he's at, and unfair of us to judge.

He's my QB3 for next year and it's not really a difficult decision.

You don't draft 3 year projects in the 2nd round. Biggest reason why i hate that pick.

We don't have that luxury with an underwhelming roster.  Let's hope Duff has learned his lesson.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #249 on: March 06, 2018, 01:15:01 PM »
You don't draft 3 year projects in the 2nd round. Biggest reason why i hate that pick.

We don't have that luxury with an underwhelming roster.  Let's hope Duff has learned his lesson.

I understand that, but we did. You can complain about it all you like but it won't turn back time, so you can either throw it away as a bad idea or you can see the project through to its end, whatever that is. For me I'd go with the latter, especially given the pretty much negligible opportunity cost of doing so.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #250 on: March 06, 2018, 01:17:56 PM »
I understand that, but we did. You can complain about it all you like but it won't turn back time, so you can either throw it away as a bad idea or you can see the project through to its end, whatever that is. For me I'd go with the latter, especially given the pretty much negligible opportunity cost of doing so.

We have no choice but to see it through. What's done is done.

My point (which i'm sure you're aware of) is that we never should've gone down this path in the first place.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #251 on: March 06, 2018, 03:43:12 PM »
We have no choice but to see it through. What's done is done.

My point (which i'm sure you're aware of) is that we never should've gone down this path in the first place.
Hindsight is 20/20.  While well noted, I was and am still fine with the risk.

I'd much rather we wasted a 2nd on a player we like that fell to us, then trade up for a quarterback like Mahomes or Watson and risk additional future picks.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #252 on: March 06, 2018, 04:36:15 PM »
Hindsight is 20/20.  While well noted, I was and am still fine with the risk.

I'd much rather we wasted a 2nd on a player we like that fell to us, then trade up for a quarterback like Mahomes or Watson and risk additional future picks.

What you gonna use those picks for? Draft more Hackenbergs? “If they never play, then technically they’re not busts!!”
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #253 on: March 06, 2018, 06:55:30 PM »
Josh Allen had the most chromosomes out of all the QBs at the combine. #elite
Biggest freaking hands, by a large margin.
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #254 on: March 06, 2018, 06:56:27 PM »
To me, it's dependent on a couple of other factors. The first being who they acquire in free agency. If it's Cousins, then there's no reason to get rid of Hackenberg. If it's McCarron, then maybe he stays another year. If it's Bridgewater or Bradford, then it depends who the Jets draft. If they draft a QB in round 1, the QB room should be Bridgewater/Bradford, McCown, rookie. Though I guess there's no harm in bringing Hackenberg into camp and letting him work his way onto the roster if he can.
Hack uis a year past being cut. He sucks Mickey Macc, fell for the hype.  Deal.
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