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The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« on: August 29, 2016, 07:36:39 PM »
All praise to the Hackgod

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2016, 08:21:40 PM »
Hack Da Gawd
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2016, 08:27:23 PM »


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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2016, 08:25:53 PM »
The Lord is testing us.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2016, 08:26:49 PM »
The Lord is testing us.

Hack is in the desert dealing with Satan.


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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2016, 08:27:15 PM »
Hacken and Wackin and Smackin

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2016, 08:32:01 PM »
Need to smite that 2nd-round devil.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2016, 08:34:12 PM »
"On that same night Hack will pass through New England and strike down every firstborn of both people and animals, and he will bring judgment on all the trash in Boston. I am the Hacklord."

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2016, 09:26:57 PM »
I hope this kids got mental toughness
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Wasted-pick Hackenberg implodes in preseason

Even by the standards of a meaningless preseason game populated by second- and third-stringers, it's a stunningly-awful line. Things got so bad Philly Voice's Jimmy Kempski quipped Hackenberg's best throw was a spike. The No. 51 overall pick of the draft — seriously — finishes the preseason 17-of-47 (36.1 percent) for 159 yards (3.38 YPA), one touchdown and two interceptions. The disaster is in no way surprising considering the way Hack regressed at Penn State. The Jets have to be feeling foolish for blowing such a valuable pick. An injury may have to be invented to "redshirt" Hack on I.R. If not, the Jets will be forced to make a roster move with Geno Smith or Bryce Petty.
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Apparently hes already a "wasted pick"

But other reporters arent being any kinder

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2016, 09:27:55 PM »
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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2016, 09:31:34 PM »
I listened to much of the 2nd half. Wischusen said at one point, "This was by far his best throw of the game, and it fell incomplete." Obviously, he was actually being serious (and it wasn't about the spike), but it's not that surprising.

Welp, hopefully Hackenberg looks better next July. He might even get some reps after we IR Petty.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2016, 09:34:15 PM »
Hey, if there's a silver lining it's that we didn't draft a kicker in the 2nd round.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2016, 09:35:29 PM »
Honestly, I'm skeptical that Hackenberg will ever justify the investment we made in him but I'm not about to write him off after one preseason.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2016, 09:39:23 PM »
I don't expect him to be anything other than terrible right now. 

Next year is when you can start taking stock in him, as was clearly intended by the front office based on their negotiations with Fitz.

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Re: The Official Hackenberg Cult of Christianity
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2016, 09:47:18 PM »
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