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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2021, 01:52:01 PM »
What happened to that guy

He refused to sign a competitive eating contract so he got blocked from participating
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2021, 01:57:49 PM »
I wonder if I could eat 76 hotdogs in a week.

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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2021, 02:14:10 PM »
I wonder if I could eat 76 hotdogs in a week.
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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2021, 08:39:06 AM »
I wonder if I could eat 76 hotdogs in a week.

Think about it: 11 a day; 3 for breakfast, 4 for lunch, 4 for dinner (3 for lunch on the last day).  Piece o' cake.


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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2021, 08:49:18 PM »
Joey Chestnut is a better athlete than Tom Brady and it's not even close.

True, but...

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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2021, 09:00:09 PM »
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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2022, 07:12:45 AM »
Should be very close, no idea who will win.

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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2022, 08:16:49 AM »
Should be very close, no idea who will win.

Joey Chestnut's toilet always loses.
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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2022, 08:20:41 AM »
Joey Chestnut's toilet always loses.

As does taste, decency and class.

Competitive gluttony is staggeringly offensive, as I like to remind you all every year.
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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2022, 09:18:20 AM »
As does taste, decency and class.

Competitive gluttony is staggeringly offensive, as I like to remind you all every year.
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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2022, 09:24:31 AM »
As does taste, decency and class.

Competitive gluttony is staggeringly offensive, as I like to remind you all every year.
This is why America is the fun uncle.

It is a honour to see him compete as the greatest athlete of all time by eating hot dog sandwiches.
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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2022, 09:57:45 AM »
This is why America is the fun uncle.

It is a honour to see him compete as the greatest athlete of all time by eating hot dog sandwiches.


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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2022, 11:29:20 AM »

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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2022, 11:36:53 AM »
Intros are on now, should be starting in a few minutes.

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Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2022, 12:03:23 PM »
Chestnut wins again, only 63 hotdogs this year

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