Author Topic: CFL Thread  (Read 12840 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2018, 06:48:49 PM »
On his first play - shovel pass to the back for a 5 yard loss.

Second play - interception.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2018, 07:14:32 PM »
His third drive also ends in a pick. Fourth one is looking promising though. He hasn't forgotten how to escape pressure.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2018, 07:47:41 PM »
This is hilarious. Flashes of brilliant Manziel and lots of idiot Manziel. 4 picks and we're not at half time yet.

Current stats: 9/15 for 90 yards, 0 TDs and 4 INTs.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

Heismanberg

  • Global Moderator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 48951
  • SAUCE
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2018, 07:50:27 PM »
This is amazing
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38884
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2018, 07:57:12 PM »
The 2 INTs I saw were horrible. 

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45760
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2018, 07:58:09 PM »
SBTG
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38884
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2018, 08:21:59 PM »

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45760
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2018, 08:52:21 PM »
Canadian Geno? Genoooo
Hurry up and watch Fubar 2
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38884
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2018, 09:06:01 PM »
Johnny Manziel's road back to the NFL:

Italian Seafood

  • Al Toon
  • ********
  • Posts: 10722
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2018, 12:19:09 PM »
Aaah, how did I miss that?
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2018, 07:45:35 PM »
The Manziel show is in Ottawa right now. No picks as yet, but the Redblacks are doing their best to hand the game to Montreal's defense.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2018, 10:04:21 PM »
Manziel wasn't too bad tonight, but his supporting cast are freaking abysmal. Redblacks won with a late score, but they turned the ball over 5 times and Montreal turned one of them into points.

Manziel: 16/26 for 168 yards, 0 TDs and 0 INTs
Harris: 44/55 for 487 yards, 1 TD and 1 INT

If Ottawa had just held onto the ball they'd have destroyed the Als.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2018, 05:02:08 PM »
Jean Football update: out Saturday with a concussion.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

Miamipuck

  • Puckstapo
  • Wayne Chrebet
  • ***********
  • Posts: 26350
  • I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2018, 05:58:08 PM »
He snorted coke off the 50 yard line and threw 8 tds.

That was college.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35864
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: CFL Thread
« Reply #59 on: February 27, 2019, 01:59:56 PM »
Johnny Football was released by Montreal. The AAF is presumably his next stop.
A cross-dressing limey poofter