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Re: Guns
« Reply #256 on: June 01, 2023, 10:40:35 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Guns
« Reply #257 on: June 02, 2023, 12:59:49 AM »
Chicago is the only city in the world with violent crime in low income areas.

Definitely doesn’t happen in St. Louis, Mobile, or Birmingham.
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Re: Guns
« Reply #258 on: June 05, 2023, 12:02:19 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Guns
« Reply #259 on: June 05, 2023, 02:26:25 PM »
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Re: Guns
« Reply #260 on: June 05, 2023, 06:50:19 PM »
Feel free to make a point rather then just posting these links every few weeks.

Maybe a few more guns will solve this?
I did. 

The gracious above invitation aside, nobody suggested ‘more guns’ as a panacea.  My point was that the proliferation of guns represented (in my words) a ‘national epidemic’ which apparently flew in the face of a narrative which maintains that any threat of gun violence originates solely in the domain of squirrel-eating, sister-banging redneck inbreds; it’s a sea to shining sea problem. 

So instead of guns,
maybe a few more knives will solve this?

http://www.thejetoffensive.com/index.php/topic,1173.msg221605.html#msg221605


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Re: Guns
« Reply #261 on: June 06, 2023, 08:45:17 PM »
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Re: Guns
« Reply #262 on: June 06, 2023, 09:16:54 PM »

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Re: Guns
« Reply #263 on: June 06, 2023, 09:22:18 PM »
At least 2 dead since you posted it.

Take all the guns. Kids shouldn't have to risk getting shot for going to school.
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Re: Guns
« Reply #264 on: June 06, 2023, 09:38:59 PM »
Take all the guns. Kids shouldn't have to risk getting shot for going to school.
I think you guys might have a gun problem
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« Reply #265 on: June 06, 2023, 10:00:25 PM »
I think you guys might have a gun problem

Wait, really?!?
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« Reply #266 on: June 06, 2023, 10:07:44 PM »
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Re: Guns
« Reply #267 on: June 07, 2023, 07:05:21 AM »
Cato...just spitballing here, but, you guys might want to ban guns.
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« Reply #268 on: June 07, 2023, 07:12:47 AM »
Cato...just spitballing here, but, you guys might want to ban guns.

But it's soooooooo difficult and there are so many already out there and most gun owners are law abiding and responsible and no other country has done it and America is just special and different, y'know?
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« Reply #269 on: June 07, 2023, 07:22:32 AM »
But it's soooooooo difficult and there are so many already out there and most gun owners are law abiding and responsible and no other country has done it and America is just special and different, y'know?

oh...well...nevermind then.
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