He screwed the pooch.
For one, if I was going to go furry in that way it wouldn't be a dog. That's just gross. Sort of related story though... The lesbian dog rescue people next door had their lesbian dog rescue friends over for dinner apparently. Hooray for 10 dogs barking in their back yard all day!
I do NOT give thanks for that. We weren't in a position to travel, and we were getting free movie channels this long weekend, AND my wife hates turkey, so we chilled in bed and ate (brutally) hot chicken wings while doing a free movie marathon.
I will not be giving thanks to anything in a few hours.