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Fenwyr

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Happy Thanksgiving
« on: November 28, 2013, 04:18:25 AM »
I give thanks to the fact I am somehow not dead yet.

I give thanks that my parents are somehow not dead yet.

I give thanks to waking up to my wife and furry daughter every day.

How's bout you bitches?

Have a great long weekend all.  Hopefully it doesn't culminate in more pain on Sunday.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 08:26:24 AM »
Enjoy the day, my American friends.

Stove top stuffing & ketchup FTW
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 08:29:03 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on November 28, 2013, 04:18:25 AM
I give thanks to the fact I am somehow not dead yet.

I give thanks that my parents are somehow not dead yet.

I give thanks to waking up to my wife and furry daughter every day.

How's bout you bitches?

Have a great long weekend all.  Hopefully it doesn't culminate in more pain on Sunday.


This pretty much goes for me too.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2013, 08:31:10 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 28, 2013, 08:26:24 AM
Enjoy the day, my American friends.

Stove top stuffing & ketchup FTW

I am making real stuffing today, would you like me to ship some to you, even though it will be wasted on your toxic taste buds?
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2013, 08:57:02 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 28, 2013, 08:31:10 AM
I am making real stuffing today, would you like me to ship some to you, even though it will be wasted on your toxic taste buds?


a turkey stuffing Dunkin Donut is intriguing.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2013, 09:01:12 AM »
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a bunch of dancing trannies at the Parade at 930 am.

Im thankful for the fact I have one healthy daughter, albeit a whack job, and we just found out we're gonna have another. Hope everyone's well and fat by the end of the day.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2013, 09:06:20 AM »
^ congrats on the Ottobun in the oven.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2013, 09:09:07 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 28, 2013, 09:06:20 AM
^ congrats on the Ottobun in the oven.
Thanks. Not really telling a lot of people because its really early, but since I'm in a thankful mood for the things I have in my life I figured I'd let the cat out of the bag here.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2013, 09:49:52 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on November 28, 2013, 09:01:12 AM
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a bunch of dancing trannies at the Parade at 930 am.

Im thankful for the fact I have one healthy daughter, albeit a whack job, and we just found out we're gonna have another. Hope everyone's well and fat by the end of the day.

Congrats my friend, I am happy you will be really out numbered.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2013, 10:01:58 AM »
I am thankful that I somehow lived another year and that my hangover isn't half bad this morning.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2013, 11:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 28, 2013, 09:49:52 AM
Congrats my friend, I am happy you will be really out numbered.
It's already 1) my daughter 2) my dog 3) my wife 4) the cat...a distant 5) me

Not even above the cat at this point, so dropping yet another notch won't affect my life too much.

Hope the missus is feeling well this Thanksgiving. And, the tongue too.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2013, 12:05:42 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving guys.

Mmmm. Food.
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