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Lach Ness Monster
« on: April 30, 2016, 05:02:18 PM »
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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2016, 05:05:11 PM »
He's Australian. I like it.

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2016, 05:07:00 PM »
72 of his 185 punts downed inside the 20
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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2016, 05:08:06 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2016, 05:09:11 PM »
He looks like a douchebag. He's a big boy though.

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30 50+ yarders in his career. Some decent numbers, for a punter
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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2016, 05:09:44 PM »
30 50+ yarders in his career. Some decent numbers, for a punter

But he's a convict.
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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2016, 05:09:58 PM »
Waste. We have Hackenberg so we never will punt again

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2016, 05:30:07 PM »
Guys, have you seen Karate Kid?  This dude can freaking kick.

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2016, 05:33:56 PM »

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2016, 05:34:37 PM »
The haircut is better now, but I don't think he looks like he has as much fire as he did when he was younger.  I'm also not a fan of 50 year old rookies, no matter how well they've aged.





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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2016, 05:36:47 PM »
He got beat by a scrawny Islanders fan freak him he's a bust.
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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2016, 05:58:43 PM »
GOAT
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2016, 06:34:50 PM »
He's got to be better than Quigley

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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2016, 05:13:19 AM »

The haircut is better now, but I don't think he looks like he has as much fire as he did when he was younger.  I'm also not a fan of 50 year old rookies, no matter how well they've aged.




You doubled down on a lame joke/reference that everyone ignored. Awesome.
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Re: Lach Ness Monster
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2016, 05:16:13 AM »
Punting doesn't change much from college to the pros, right? I think it's reasonable to expect the same distance and accuracy next season.
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