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Re: lolColts
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« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2021, 11:22:21 AM »
At least they have a nice easy schedule to open the season with:

Week 1: vs. Seahawks
Week 2: vs. Rams
Week 3: @ Titans
Week 4: @ Dolphins
Week 5: @ Ravens
 
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« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2021, 07:20:34 AM »
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Re: lolColts
« Reply #79 on: September 16, 2021, 09:35:48 PM »
Apparently the Colts are going to do an in-season edition of Hard Knocks.

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Re: lolColts
« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2021, 12:32:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1475895147837726720?t=fwsCyvHvqinmmLXKyzuibw&s=19

Keep in mind he's not vaccinated.

So presumably this means he can't do excrement until the day before the last game of the season  (which is against Jacksonville so who cares)

But this week they have Oakland who is playing for a wildcard spot

Colts season probably just ended
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« Reply #82 on: December 28, 2021, 12:36:18 PM »
Keep in mind he's not vaccinated.

So presumably this means he can't do excrement until the day before the last game of the season  (which is against Jacksonville so who cares)

But this week they have Oakland who is playing for a wildcard spot

Colts season probably just ended
Naa, they play Jax week 18.  They can beat them with no QB. Possibly over, not definitely.
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« Reply #83 on: December 28, 2021, 12:54:57 PM »
Naa, they play Jax week 18.  They can beat them with no QB. Possibly over, not definitely.


Yeah but if they lose to Oakland this week, they're fucked as Oakland now holds the tie breaker over them. And excluding division leaders there's 5 teams with 8 wins in the afc.

I assume Indy will still get to 10 wins, but now you suddenly have 5 other teams that can potentially tie you, with at least one having a guaranteed tied breaker

Baltimore also would have the tie breaker over them.

The Colts have tie breakers over the entire AFCE
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« Reply #84 on: December 28, 2021, 01:04:08 PM »
Looking into it way more than I should.

I'll assume one AFCE team gets one with 11 wins.

I'll assume that Oakland or the Chargers get the second, with both teams playing each other week 18 (and the loser probably being eliminated)

Then it comes down to Indy or the Ravens. And the Ravens would have to beat both the Rams and the Steelers.

So I guess Indy *probably still makes the playoffs, assuming they beat Jacksonville

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Re: lolColts
« Reply #85 on: December 28, 2021, 01:23:20 PM »
Also turns out, it's not known whether this is a positive test or a close contact.

Which means potentially he could play this week

Or he could potentially test positive later this week missing both the next 2 games

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Re: lolColts
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« Reply #87 on: December 28, 2021, 05:41:38 PM »
Reminiscent of if we stop testing, the case numbers will drop.
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« Reply #88 on: December 28, 2021, 05:44:12 PM »
Reminiscent of if we stop testing, the case numbers will drop.

Or, y'know, recognising that we're going to have to live with this excrement so finding ways to get on with it.
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« Reply #89 on: December 28, 2021, 05:48:09 PM »
Or, y'know, recognising that we're going to have to live with this excrement so finding ways to get on with it.

This is where I'll actually agree with the sentiment from the covid thread and say this excrement is all about the money. Obviously the nfl has denialabilty since the cdc issued the guidelines

But a 5 day quarantine time means you could test a dude on Monday, and have him back by Sunday. Thus players won't have to miss games, especially playoff games

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