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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #90 on: May 19, 2020, 03:23:49 PM »
Doesn't the Navy make you do that anyway?

Not for the last two months. Small moment of sense where they decided to relax the rules since all of the barber shops, Navy one included, are shut down.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #91 on: May 19, 2020, 04:15:40 PM »
i havent cut, combed, or brushed my hair and facial hair since february. i may never again, i just dont care anymore

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2020, 08:44:18 PM »
I generally only get a haircut once every 2.5-3 months. For some reason, it just doesn't grow that fast. Fortunately, I got a haircut the Friday before lockdown started, so I'm still in really good shape.

But my beard is getting ridiculous. My wife has started calling me Duck Dynasty. I just trimmed my mustache the other day because the hair was curling around my top lip into my mouth and it was gross.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #93 on: May 20, 2020, 12:16:21 PM »
im also in the 'it's completely unruly' phase, but I am fine waiting to see how this goes.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #94 on: May 20, 2020, 01:27:42 PM »
This is when the bald will overcome

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #95 on: May 20, 2020, 01:45:45 PM »
This is when the bald will overcome

Not possible.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #96 on: May 20, 2020, 03:31:31 PM »
Luxuriant tresses and smooooth shaven.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #97 on: May 20, 2020, 05:43:48 PM »

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #98 on: May 20, 2020, 08:38:45 PM »
My hoo-ha bald like Caillou

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #99 on: March 02, 2021, 03:14:37 PM »
I just get it buzzed very short then let it grow.

I basically time it with the changing of the seasons, so each equinox/solstice is haircut time.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #100 on: March 02, 2021, 03:43:00 PM »
My hoo-ha bald like Caillou
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #101 on: March 02, 2021, 03:47:52 PM »
Haven't had a haircut since October. 

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #102 on: March 02, 2021, 03:48:05 PM »
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #103 on: March 02, 2021, 04:04:31 PM »
Haven't had a haircut since October. 

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There really isn't another haircut.  Anything besides a mullet is a vagina.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #104 on: March 02, 2021, 04:05:53 PM »
Haven't had a haircut since October. 

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I went from July to Feb without a haircut....never again.
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