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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2020, 12:29:15 PM »
No haircut here either, joy. I have a partial afro if I don't use gel.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #76 on: May 19, 2020, 12:40:32 PM »
I'm having to style mine differently because it's getting so long. With that and the growing beard I appear to be aiming to look like a shorter, fatter, poorer Richard Rawlings.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #77 on: May 19, 2020, 12:45:35 PM »
I'm having to style mine differently because it's getting so long. With that and the growing beard I appear to be aiming to look like a shorter, fatter, poorer Richard Rawlings.

I havent styled my hair since Mar.14

if i have to go out, on goes the hat.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #78 on: May 19, 2020, 12:50:20 PM »
What the freak is style

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #79 on: May 19, 2020, 12:51:38 PM »
What the freak is style

it sounds like something Vidal Sassoon sponsors JE for.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #80 on: May 19, 2020, 12:52:06 PM »
I havent styled my hair since Mar.14

if i have to go out, on goes the hat.

Got to do my hair for the video conferences. One of the VPs commented the other day that I was starting to look a little like a caveman. In fairness he wasn't wrong.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #81 on: May 19, 2020, 12:53:28 PM »
Got to do my hair for the video conferences. One of the VPs commented the other day that I was starting to look a little like a caveman. In fairness he wasn't wrong.

First thing i do for my Microsoft Teams conference calls...is shut off the video.


I'm not combing my hair, and i'm certainly not wearing clothes.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #82 on: May 19, 2020, 12:56:26 PM »
I'm wearing a tie dye t shirt and red basketball shorts, I look like a popsicle

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #83 on: May 19, 2020, 02:27:12 PM »
I got sick of my fro so I ordered a set of clippers. Buzzed that excrement off this morning.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #84 on: May 19, 2020, 02:31:21 PM »
I got sick of my fro so I ordered a set of clippers. Buzzed that excrement off this morning.

Doesn't the Navy make you do that anyway?
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #85 on: May 19, 2020, 02:32:22 PM »
I cut my son's hair for the first time ever last week, came out pretty good.

Next time I might do it on the roof so I don't have to sweep up after.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #86 on: May 19, 2020, 02:46:24 PM »
I cut my son's hair for the first time ever last week, came out pretty good.

Next time I might do it on the roof so I don't have to sweep up after.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #87 on: May 19, 2020, 02:55:12 PM »
months without a haircut? that's rough

i typically went 3-4 weeks between cuts and i actually thought i didn't go as often as others went

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #88 on: May 19, 2020, 03:03:30 PM »
months without a haircut? that's rough

i typically went 3-4 weeks between cuts and i actually thought i didn't go as often as others went

I'm usually 4-6 weeks, a quick check of my text messages tells me that my last cut was February 23rd so I'm about 3 months in at this point.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #89 on: May 19, 2020, 03:17:54 PM »
months without a haircut? that's rough

i typically went 3-4 weeks between cuts and i actually thought i didn't go as often as others went
I just get it buzzed very short then let it grow.

I basically time it with the changing of the seasons, so each equinox/solstice is haircut time.

This is probably the most autistic thing about me.

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