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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2013, 12:01:06 PM »
Now while they both frequent Public Restrooms, George Michael is in fact 5' 11" about 9"'s taller than Russ. So Russ can play Mini George, a much smaller, much gayer version.

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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2013, 06:34:25 PM »
Bicurious George?

Just in real life there isn't any curious part.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2014, 10:30:56 AM »
I've been informed that i'm starting to get a bald spot. 
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2014, 10:32:39 AM »
I've been informed that i'm starting to get a bald spot. 

Who was tossing your salad?
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2014, 10:35:34 AM »
Who was tossing your salad?

who cares....i may need to start shaving my head.


Will i end up like Tommy?  *cringe*
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2014, 10:37:14 AM »
Now you can never play QB for Heismanberg.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2014, 10:39:55 AM »
Now you can never play QB for Heismanberg.

i throw a football like a shotput.  My hair situation would never come into play.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2014, 10:41:09 AM »
i throw a football like a shotput.  My hair situation would never come into play.

Didn't stop Tebow.

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« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2014, 10:45:07 AM »
Didn't stop Tebow.

my 8.50 40 time stopped me.
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« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2014, 10:51:29 AM »
i throw a football like a shotput.  My hair situation would never come into play.

We never actually had that throwing competition at the tailgate. In the interests of full disclosure, Ian can assure you that you would have won comfortably. You might throw like a shotput, but I throw like a girl.
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« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2014, 10:58:42 AM »
We never actually had that throwing competition at the tailgate. In the interests of full disclosure, Ian can assure you that you would have won comfortably. You might throw like a shotput, but I throw like a girl.

Soss still makes fun of my throwing mechanics....and with good reason.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2014, 11:00:08 AM »
We never actually had that throwing competition at the tailgate. In the interests of full disclosure, Ian can assure you that you would have won comfortably. You might throw like a shotput, but I throw like a girl.

My hands make Alex Smith look like Giannis Antetokounmpo. I can rock a nerf football though.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2014, 11:00:27 AM »
Soss still makes fun of my throwing mechanics....and with good reason.

Ian didn't even have the heart to make fun of me. He just had a look of pity on his face.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2014, 11:14:01 AM »
I can throw a football pretty well but because of numerous shoulder problems I would be hard pressed to beat Chad Pennington in a distance contest.
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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #44 on: March 17, 2014, 11:21:56 AM »
I can throw a football pretty well but because of numerous shoulder problems I would be hard pressed to beat Chad Pennington in a distance contest.

You couldn't beat a professional quarterback at a throwing contest ?


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