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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2015, 11:08:39 AM »
My spiral is pretty.  My Pennington-esque throws helped mold a Shrine Bowl wide receiver.

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2015, 11:29:35 AM »
My spiral is pretty.  My Pennington-esque throws...

Ok, that made me laugh.

For some reason we never throw a ball around at our tailgate. Probably because there isn't a lot of space and people are too busy drinking and yelling.
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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2015, 12:02:53 PM »
Glen Foley was hosting this camp thingy in Westchester when he was our QB and I went there with my older cousin. My cousin tried getting a football through a tire on 5 tries but missed every single time. He challenged Glen Foley to do it, and he went and threw the ball, tight spiral, into the tire with his fuckn eyes closed.

And he was a shitty QB.
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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2015, 12:05:54 PM »
It isn't that bad right now actually.  I just can't bench comfortably. 

I can throw a football better than junc.

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2015, 12:06:41 PM »
Ok, that made me laugh.

For some reason we never throw a ball around at our tailgate. Probably because there isn't a lot of space and people are too busy drinking and yelling.

The only thing I like about tailgating is throwing the ball around.

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2015, 12:08:25 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2015, 12:12:25 PM »
I can throw a junior size football with a tight spiral. Junior size.

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2015, 12:16:26 PM »

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2015, 12:18:05 PM »
I can throw a good spiral with a regulation ball but I have a excrement shoulder so I am not sure exactly how far it would go.
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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2015, 12:20:32 PM »
let's meet at a game.

Bring the lube
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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2015, 12:23:47 PM »
The only thing I like about tailgating is throwing the ball around.

I like to run some patterns until the food is ready.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2015, 12:27:33 PM »
Bring the lube

I prefer w/o lube, I really want to feel it

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2015, 01:03:01 PM »
I have big hands and can throw a regulation size football 40 yards or so with a spiral

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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2015, 01:11:03 PM »
I can throw a junior size right into all your moms.
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Re: Week 11: Jets vs Texans
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2015, 01:22:30 PM »
I can throw a baseball with a real tight spiral.

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