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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #300 on: April 14, 2021, 07:57:31 AM »
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The first letters of thoughts and prayers are TP. Coincidence?

How are you this intuitive this early in the morning? 
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #301 on: May 17, 2021, 08:42:53 AM »
Man...nothing ignites my bowels like keurig coffee. Gat Dayum.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #302 on: June 19, 2021, 09:40:37 AM »
My bowels the second I sniff my coffee:

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #303 on: June 19, 2021, 12:45:40 PM »
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #304 on: August 19, 2021, 07:19:34 AM »
Does anyone else have "their stall" in the office and feel weird about having to use a different one?
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #305 on: August 19, 2021, 08:07:27 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 19, 2021, 07:19:34 AM
Does anyone else have "their stall" in the office and feel weird about having to use a different one?

are you referring to a shitter stall or a cubicle?...and what does this have to do with coffee?
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #306 on: August 19, 2021, 08:57:33 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 19, 2021, 08:07:27 AM
are you referring to a shitter stall or a cubicle?...and what does this have to do with coffee?

1. Shitter

2. I just finished my coffee before running in there.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #307 on: August 19, 2021, 09:18:25 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 19, 2021, 08:57:33 AM
1. Shitter

2. I just finished my coffee before running in there.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #308 on: August 19, 2021, 10:04:45 AM »
If I'm at the office, we have a bathroom on the lower level that can only be opened with a keycard.  Most people just think it's a locker room with a shower.

I feel like Solid Snake sneaking down there to drop a deuce. 

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #309 on: August 19, 2021, 10:50:12 AM »
We only have single shitter rooms at our hospital.  I have the nerve to get upset if someone hangs out in there too long.  Then I proceed to take a 3 hour dump.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #310 on: August 19, 2021, 11:49:18 AM »
I'm still working from home.  Dump stations are all familiar territory.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #311 on: August 19, 2021, 11:53:36 AM »
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I'm still working from home.  Dump stations are all familiar territory.

I have two days a week in the office. I hate it.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #312 on: August 19, 2021, 12:07:38 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 19, 2021, 11:53:36 AM
I have two days a week in the office. I hate it.

lol

I'm looking fwd to a hybird "return to office" strategy....i miss the people i work with.  However, the longer i WFH, the more lazy i get.  So those feelings of wanting to go back are starting to wane.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #313 on: August 19, 2021, 01:12:39 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 19, 2021, 12:07:38 PM
lol

I'm looking fwd to a hybird "return to office" strategy....i miss the people i work with.  However, the longer i WFH, the more lazy i get.  So those feelings of wanting to go back are starting to wane.

The problem is that everyone is on a staggered schedule so I'm still not working with anyone in person. There is no reason for me to be in there.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #314 on: August 19, 2021, 01:19:14 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 19, 2021, 07:19:34 AM
Does anyone else have "their stall" in the office and feel weird about having to use a different one?
Yes.

Also, I hated that the restroom at my office has no cell service. Really cuts down on time theft.
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