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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2013, 09:43:30 AM »
Quote from: Badger on December 06, 2013, 09:42:08 AM
You should order a large venti mochafrappamacchiato half-caf overeasy 2 sugars (1 white, 1 brown) with just a bit of 1% goat milk, shaken, not stirred. Also demand that the ingredients are added to the cup in alphabetical order. Everyone will be very impressed.

i'd have to punch myself in the face for even attempting such a dick move.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2013, 07:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 06, 2013, 09:42:08 AM
You should order a large venti mochafrappamacchiato half-caf overeasy 2 sugars (1 white, 1 brown) with just a bit of 1% goat milk, shaken, not stirred. Also demand that the ingredients are added to the cup in alphabetical order. Everyone will be very impressed.
Sounds like a George Carlin joke.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2013, 07:24:58 PM »
While we're talking about standup http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5TzwBhV2Bo
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2013, 09:53:34 AM »
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2014, 08:11:02 AM »
About to venture out into the arctic wilderness to seek out Starbucks.


1 Cafe Americano to drink, and 1 to thaw my balls in for when i get back.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2014, 08:30:41 AM »
You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.

Dont risk it man.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2014, 08:38:57 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 07, 2014, 08:30:41 AM
You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.

Dont risk it man.


Starbucks is across the street from my building. Risk is minimal.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2014, 08:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 07, 2014, 08:30:41 AM
You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.

Dont risk it man.

I think I missed this.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2014, 08:47:10 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 07, 2014, 08:30:41 AM
You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.

Dont risk it man.

You should have stopped at woman.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2014, 08:54:05 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 08:47:10 AM
You should have stopped at woman.

but i don't live in Miami.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2014, 09:05:58 AM »
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2014, 08:13:49 AM »
mmmmm...dat coffee
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2014, 02:07:23 PM »
Had the coffee in the lounge this morning and after a few sips, I immediately had to take a dump. 

Well done, mystery maker. 
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2014, 02:14:02 PM »
MB is sending subliminal dump messages.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2014, 02:23:42 PM »
I recently learned that 7/11 lets you fill up your own coffee cup for about $1.15 (here in Virginia anyway).  I stop by in the mornings and fill up a 24 ouncer. I usually don't end up drinking it all, but it's a good deal.  I'm not a coffee snob like MBGreen.  Regular coffee is fine by me.  Dump comes right at 8:30 AM like an alarm clock.
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