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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #270 on: November 16, 2017, 01:59:03 PM »
Um..... what? A filter coffee is the same the world over. Just ask for it.

I did ask for it and they keep making me an Americano.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #271 on: November 16, 2017, 02:07:01 PM »
I did ask for it and they keep making me an Americano.

Then go to a different coffee shop.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #272 on: November 16, 2017, 02:17:52 PM »
I did ask for it and they keep making me an Americano.

Maybe it's because you are American and they are freaking with you.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #273 on: November 17, 2017, 11:12:44 AM »
They call it hot bean juice over there.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #274 on: February 27, 2018, 07:22:37 AM »
McDonalds coffee has jumped ahead of Starbucks and Tim Hortons in my power rankings.  I think there might be traces of cocaine in this.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #275 on: February 27, 2018, 10:31:25 AM »
McDonalds coffee has jumped ahead of Starbucks and Tim Hortons in my power rankings.  I think there might be traces of cocaine in this.


lol my gf is half cuban , she bought me an espresso machine and ive got bricks of Busetllo in the freezer like its cocaine lolol. i seldom buy any coffee anymore unless im in a rush.

my dumps have increased in frequency and earthy robust aroma.

we just moved, she now has requested i take all dumps in the guest bathroom

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #276 on: March 02, 2018, 09:53:39 AM »
i think i'm addicted to McDonalds coffee.  4th one this week.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #277 on: March 02, 2018, 09:59:36 AM »
i think i'm addicted to McDonalds coffee.  4th one this week.

McDonald's coffee is a good alternative to good coffee shop coffee.  It isn't as good, but it's a good deal cheaper and still pretty good.  I haven't performed the studies yet to see it's dump-producing potential.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #278 on: March 02, 2018, 10:01:55 AM »
McDonald's coffee is a good alternative to good coffee shop coffee.  It isn't as good, but it's a good deal cheaper and still pretty good.  I haven't performed the studies yet to see it's dump-producing potential.

The dumps have been 5 honks.

The coffee is delish for the price.  Currently $1 for any size.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #279 on: March 02, 2018, 10:08:41 AM »
The dumps have been 5 honks.

The coffee is delish for the price.  Currently $1 for any size.

Wow, didn't know it was that cheap.  I'll have to see how much it is here in the States.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #280 on: March 02, 2018, 10:10:27 AM »
Wow, didn't know it was that cheap.  I'll have to see how much it is here in the States.

$1 Canadian works out to about...hmmm....i think McDonalds will pay you 6 cents per cup.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #281 on: March 02, 2018, 10:20:03 AM »
$1 Canadian works out to about...hmmm....i think McDonalds will pay you 6 cents per cup.

The coffee is free and they will wipe my derriere after the coffee dump.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #282 on: March 02, 2018, 10:27:49 AM »
The coffee is free and they will wipe my derriere after the coffee dump.

that's solid value
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #283 on: March 02, 2018, 11:24:54 AM »
Wow, didn't know it was that cheap.  I'll have to see how much it is here in the States.
I don't go to McDonald's or drink coffee but I've always had the impression it was cheap here too, maybe $1.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #284 on: March 19, 2018, 07:39:31 AM »
Dear McDonalds,

your dinner food is disgusting.

But your breakfast, and especially your coffee, are god's gift to mankind.

Thank you, from the bottom of my intestines.

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