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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #255 on: August 11, 2017, 09:38:36 AM »
Accidentally made my pot of coffee this morning with espresso beans rather than my normal medium roast beans. It was surprisingly good.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #256 on: August 11, 2017, 09:46:54 AM »
Accidentally made my pot of coffee this morning with espresso beans rather than my normal medium roast beans. It was surprisingly good.

I did that once and cleaned my entire apartment before passing out on my couch.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #258 on: August 11, 2017, 11:12:02 AM »
Actually espresso beans don't contain any more caffeine than any other coffee bean, espresso in this context refers to the depth of the roast and its suitability for making espresso coffee.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #259 on: August 11, 2017, 11:36:09 AM »
Actually espresso beans don't contain any more caffeine than any other coffee bean, espresso in this context refers to the depth of the roast and its suitability for making espresso coffee.

When I hear someone made coffee with espresso beans, my thought is that you used an espresso grind but made it like normal coffee.

That's how I see people use Cafe Bustelo.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #260 on: August 11, 2017, 11:39:57 AM »
When I hear someone made coffee with espresso beans, my thought is that you used an espresso grind but made it like normal coffee.

That's how I see people use Cafe Bustelo.

I have a machine that grinds the beans from the hopper on top, the beans I put in were an espresso blend that I didn't realise I had bought instead of my usual medium roast. The mix up occurred at the store a few days ago, but I didn't realise until this morning when I realised that my coffee tasted different and checked the bag. So, much darker roast than normal but the same grind as usual (because the machine only does one grind).

This story started dull and got worse.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #261 on: August 11, 2017, 12:38:59 PM »
I have a machine that grinds the beans from the hopper on top, the beans I put in were an espresso blend that I didn't realise I had bought instead of my usual medium roast. The mix up occurred at the store a few days ago, but I didn't realise until this morning when I realised that my coffee tasted different and checked the bag. So, much darker roast than normal but the same grind as usual (because the machine only does one grind).

This story started dull and got worse.

Hahaha, it's interesting enough to me. I love coffee. Almost as much as I love wine.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #262 on: August 11, 2017, 12:50:35 PM »
When I hear someone made coffee with espresso beans, my thought is that you used an espresso grind but made it like normal coffee.

That's how I see people use Cafe Bustelo.

I used that to make Cafe Cubano with it, that excrement would put hairs on your chest and keep you up for days.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #263 on: August 11, 2017, 01:37:20 PM »
I used that to make Cafe Cubano with it, that excrement would put hairs on your chest and keep you up for days.

Yeah, it's strong. You get the maximum caffeine since the grind is so fine. It also tastes pretty good for being something you can grab off the shelf at practically any supermarket.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #264 on: August 11, 2017, 08:25:35 PM »
I have a machine that grinds the beans from the hopper on top, the beans I put in were an espresso blend that I didn't realise I had bought instead of my usual medium roast. The mix up occurred at the store a few days ago, but I didn't realise until this morning when I realised that my coffee tasted different and checked the bag. So, much darker roast than normal but the same grind as usual (because the machine only does one grind).

This story started dull and got worse.

By the end of it I was wishing for MB to post a story about his coffee shits.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #265 on: August 11, 2017, 10:02:34 PM »
By the end of it I was wishing for MB to post a story about his coffee shits.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #266 on: October 30, 2017, 03:41:06 PM »
Holy cow before the Jets game I took 6 immodiums so I don't have to use the port-a-potty at the stadium. They last a day and I took a huge dump this am.

Here's where the story is commensurate with the thread. I thought I was done for the day, I went a bought a big 7-11 coffee and I will be damned if I didn't have to fill the toilet bowl for the 2nd time today, not 10 minutes later. Coffee is the wonder laxative. It even looked like MB, I should post a picture.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #267 on: October 31, 2017, 11:26:38 AM »
Holy cow before the Jets game I took 6 immodiums so I don't have to use the port-a-potty at the stadium. They last a day and I took a huge dump this am.

Here's where the story is commensurate with the thread. I thought I was done for the day, I went a bought a big 7-11 coffee and I will be damned if I didn't have to fill the toilet bowl for the 2nd time today, not 10 minutes later. Coffee is the wonder laxative. It even looked like MB, I should post a picture.

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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #268 on: November 16, 2017, 04:46:01 AM »
Why can't the British Isles or the UK's former colonies serve regular American filtered coffee?! An Americano is NOT American coffee. Fuckn hell. Every damn time.
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Re: Downtown coffee brown
« Reply #269 on: November 16, 2017, 08:26:59 AM »
Why can't the British Isles or the UK's former colonies serve regular American filtered coffee?! An Americano is NOT American coffee. Fuckn hell. Every damn time.

Um..... what? A filter coffee is the same the world over. Just ask for it.
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