Downtown coffee brown

[MBGreen]

Is the thread title a description of how to get your brown wings?

I'm going to bury this thread until Free Agency next March


this thread landed us Ed Reed.  We'll see what it can do for us in March.

[MBGreen]

Downtown coffee brown ain't no clown.

[Tommy]

I started having my coffee in the morning right after I wake up. A thousand times better. I'm wide awake and alert during my commute, and don't have to wait until an hour after arriving to work to feel the buzz.

[MBGreen]

I started having my coffee in the morning right after I wake up. A thousand times better. I'm wide awake and alert during my commute, and don't have to wait until an hour after arriving to work to feel the buzz.

so...you're down with the brown clown on your way downtown?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

MB in 2 months:

[bojanglesman]

Where's that tube going mb?

[MBGreen]

Where's that tube going mb?

up her stinkhole?

[MBGreen]

I tried something called the Cafe Americano at Starbucks this morning.  As i'm typing this, i can feel a turtle poking out of my poopchute.

[Johnny English]

An Americano is just an espresso shot watered down.

[MBGreen]

An Americano is just an espresso shot watered down.

it was tasty....but my intestines aren't as impressed.

[Johnny English]

If you like the taste, order a long black. It's like an Americano but done in reverse (espresso shot poured onto hot water) which means you keep the crema (the froth on top) and thus get a stronger flavour. You may have to educate the Starbucks server about this, but it will make you look like a coffee expert. I learned about this from my Australian colleague where apparently it's a popular thing.

[MBGreen]

If you like the taste, order a long black. It's like an Americano but done in reverse (espresso shot poured onto hot water) which means you keep the crema (the froth on top) and thus get a stronger flavour. You may have to educate the Starbucks server about this, but it will make you look like a coffee expert. I learned about this from my Australian colleague where apparently it's a popular thing.

One of my goals in life is to be the local coffee jedi.  I'll look into this.

[Badger]

You may have to educate the Starbucks server about this, but it will make you look like a coffee expert douchebag.

FTFY

[MBGreen]

FTFY

we prefer the term "social asshat". 

[Badger]

we prefer the term "social asshat". 

You should order a large venti mochafrappamacchiato half-caf overeasy 2 sugars (1 white, 1 brown) with just a bit of 1% goat milk, shaken, not stirred. Also demand that the ingredients are added to the cup in alphabetical order. Everyone will be very impressed.