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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2016, 10:50:55 AM »
There's also this:

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— Due to the increase in fouls and fines on lows hits on passers, the QB in the pocket in a passing posture (or outside the pocket if he re-establishes passing posture) is protected from forcible contact to the knees or below. Even if the defender is coming off a block and wrapping up with his arms, he must avoid forcible contact with his helmet, shoulder, forearms or chest. Defenders are still allowed to swipe the leg of the passer with arms only.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2016, 11:21:37 AM »
Don't look directly at the QB

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2016, 02:05:53 PM »
Don't look directly at the QB
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2016, 10:46:53 PM »
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2017, 10:20:59 PM »
@PFTCommenter:The NFL concussion protocol would of cleared JFK to reenter the parade
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2017, 07:34:30 AM »
@PFTCommenter:The NFL concussion protocol would of cleared JFK to reenter the parade
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2017, 11:49:52 AM »
Bill Cowher just gave an excellent, simple explanation of what the new rule should be regarding what is considered a catch in the NFL. Basically, if you have control of the ball and are have both feet/knee/elbow/derriere down, it's a catch and nothing that happens beyond that matters. In the middle of the field, if you have control of the ball and break the plane of the goalie, it's a TD, nothing beyond that matters.

Very simple. Then the only questionable part is the judgment call of whether he has possession. No more worrying about whether he let go of the ball after the catch and the process of falling downand getting up and going home and getting a sandwich.

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2018, 01:57:20 PM »
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On this date 18 years ago, Bill Belichick resigned after just 24 hours as Jets coach.

On Feb. 1, ESPN 30 for 30 relives it all with "The Two Bills."


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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2018, 02:14:31 PM »
I know what I'm not watching.

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« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2018, 03:21:07 PM »
I know what I'm not watching.

Yeah, it was bad enough watching it all happen.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2018, 08:45:42 PM »
“New Bears special teams coordinator Chris Tabor on his coaching philosophy: "Adapt or die. The dinosaurs didn't figure it out and they're extinct."
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2018, 05:40:07 AM »
Dinosaurs get no respect

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2018, 05:46:51 AM »
Dinosaurs get no respect
When a 6 mile wide asteroid crushes the earth and creates cold and darkness for many years, you have to adapt.  Run a jet sweep into that abyss or something.

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2018, 08:08:07 AM »
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2018, 08:21:14 AM »
^freaking genius.

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