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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #285 on: December 17, 2020, 08:02:44 PM »
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #286 on: January 17, 2021, 01:22:09 PM »

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« Reply #287 on: January 22, 2021, 09:01:15 AM »
Alright, I'm getting really damn tired of these media personalities posting clips of Eric Bieniemy interviewing on Zoom with the press and saying things like:

"This sure doesn't sound like a guy that interviews poorly!" 

Do they just not understand that a HC interview isn't THAT kind of interview.  If he's been passed over three years in a row, it's because his plan just isn't clicking with whoever he's presenting it to. 

Yeah, it freaking sucks that we don't have more black head coaches in the NFL...but c'mon. 
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« Reply #288 on: January 22, 2021, 09:02:35 AM »
Alright, I'm getting really damn tired of these media personalities posting clips of Eric Bieniemy interviewing on Zoom with the press and saying things like:

"This sure doesn't sound like a guy that interviews poorly!" 

Do they just not understand that a HC interview isn't THAT kind of interview.  If he's been passed over three years in a row, it's because his plan just isn't clicking with whoever he's presenting it to. 

Yeah, it freaking sucks that we don't have more black head coaches in the NFL...but c'mon. 

Maybe he's too black.

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #289 on: January 22, 2021, 09:05:59 AM »
Maybe he's too black.

I blame Bill Cosby
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #290 on: January 22, 2021, 09:09:58 AM »
Alright, I'm getting really damn tired of these media personalities posting clips of Eric Bieniemy interviewing on Zoom with the press and saying things like:

"This sure doesn't sound like a guy that interviews poorly!" 

Do they just not understand that a HC interview isn't THAT kind of interview.  If he's been passed over three years in a row, it's because his plan just isn't clicking with whoever he's presenting it to. 

Yeah, it freaking sucks that we don't have more black head coaches in the NFL...but c'mon. 

Yeah but Andy Reid says he's really good.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #291 on: January 22, 2021, 09:36:07 AM »
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« Reply #292 on: January 22, 2021, 09:37:54 AM »
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #293 on: March 01, 2021, 07:32:03 AM »
Nfl expected to have a 17 game season next year

Makes me wonder how this impacts players contracts, and if this is why the nfl cap hasn't gone down like expected

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« Reply #294 on: March 01, 2021, 07:52:31 AM »
Nfl expected to have a 17 game season next year

Makes me wonder how this impacts players contracts, and if this is why the nfl cap hasn't gone down like expected

do you sit at home and stare at the NFL salary cap 24/7?
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« Reply #295 on: March 01, 2021, 04:52:22 PM »
do you sit at home and stare at the NFL salary cap 24/7?

17 million

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #296 on: March 10, 2021, 08:33:01 AM »
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NFL salary cap this season will be $182.5 million.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #297 on: April 01, 2021, 11:28:47 AM »
Apparently the Eagles are proposing that the league introduce a rule that allows a team to opt to have a single 15 yard down (i.e. a 4th and 15 play) instead of a kick off. I think I quite like this idea, onside kicks are virtually impossible to make succeed nowadays so two score games are effectively over with anything less than 2 minutes on the clock.
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« Reply #298 on: April 01, 2021, 11:37:23 AM »
The onside kick is useless now because there's too many "defenseless" players involved. 

Teams used to be able to have headhunters on those recovery teams that would just murder potential recovery players.  Now you can't hit them the same way. 

It's an outdated rule/tactic. 
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #299 on: April 13, 2021, 01:27:26 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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