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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2019, 06:06:37 PM »
There’s nothing quite as strange or intriguing as when a girl gets cheated on by her boyfriend and decides the best thing to do is immediately tell everyone on Facebook about it in great detail

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2019, 10:56:22 AM »
My new favorite burn is saying “sick airpods bro” to a bro wearing airpods
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2019, 04:59:14 PM »
My new favorite burn is saying “sick airpods bro” to a bro wearing airpods
Lol

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2019, 05:44:13 PM »
There was a guy on the local news getting interviewed about his nephew getting murdered or something and he had his airpods in the whole time. I don't get it.

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2019, 06:57:01 PM »
Remember Creepy Crawlers? best time period of my life by far
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2019, 09:50:18 PM »
Remember Creepy Crawlers? best time period of my life by far

same
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2020, 05:44:44 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2020, 05:46:28 AM »
I forgot 5 honks was a thing.

5 blessings to you sir
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2020, 07:28:34 PM »
That Tyler tweet is one of my all time favorites

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2020, 11:21:04 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2020, 11:17:20 AM »
Got a large coffee and they charged me for a medium, thank you Lord
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2020, 07:53:22 AM »
Got a large coffee and they charged me for a medium, thank you Lord

spank bank is filled with numerous granny funbags.

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2020, 09:20:00 AM »
"Have a blessed day" - the cashier at Qdoba

Indian dude at the gas station told me “Good Luck” after I said thanks when he handed my card back
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2020, 09:25:52 AM »
Indian dude at the gas station told me “Good Luck” after I said thanks when he handed my card back

sounds like a thinly veiled terrorist attack is coming your way.

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2020, 02:03:47 PM »
sounds like a thinly veiled terrorist attack is coming your way.

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jfif would totally feel an indian saying 'good luck' to him was a terrorist attack

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