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Miamipuck

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2016, 02:40:50 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 22, 2016, 01:55:38 PM
This just happened again

Well did you have blessed day?
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2016, 09:19:31 PM »
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2016, 07:45:27 AM »
You guys ever get those weird people who randomly come up to you or say something like "Jesus loves you very much."

I was in an elevator once, and it was just me and some other dude. When he was about to get off his floor, he half-turned his head to face me and said "Always remember that Jesus loves you and will bless you." Then he just left.
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2016, 08:31:03 AM »
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2016, 10:40:31 AM »
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Jerome Cunningham ‏@J_Cunningham89  17 hours ago
New Year, New Team, ..... Same Goals #nfl #blessed #allpraisestothemosthigh https://www.instagram.com/p/BFxGA0WMBsQ/

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2016, 10:42:12 AM »
haha
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2016, 02:02:45 PM »
Have a blessed day everyone!
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2016, 04:06:26 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 24, 2016, 10:40:31 AM


5 donks or whatever the freak you people say around here

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2018, 11:33:02 AM »
Just donated a dollar at Taco Bell to help the kids
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2018, 01:11:36 PM »
I forgot 5 honks was a thing.
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2018, 01:31:48 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 17, 2018, 11:33:02 AM
Just donated a dollar at Taco Bell to help the kids

Stop rubbing your wealth in our faces!
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2018, 05:35:12 PM »
Just pissed in a to-go soda cup in the parking lot of a Michael’s craft store rather than go into the store with my pizza to use the bathroom

#Blessed

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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2018, 05:54:19 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on June 02, 2018, 05:35:12 PM
Just pissed in a to-go soda cup in the parking lot of a Michael’s craft store rather than go into the store with my pizza to use the bathroom

#Blessed

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It was really the only choice.  pee your pants was option b.  Don't go in that freaking place.  I went in there once.  It's basically a paradise for cat ladies and homely people.  In fact get your pizza out of there immediately before she starts knitting oven mitts and doing bead projects and hippie necklaces for kids yoga classes.
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2019, 10:14:02 PM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2019, 03:58:52 PM »
There’s nothing quite as strange or intriguing as when a girl gets cheated on by her boyfriend and decides the best thing to do is immediately tell everyone on Facebook about it in great detail
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
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