Can we get a language corrector for the language corrector? So maybe "s h i t" gets changed to "poopchute", then poopchute gets changed to hiney, then buttocks, then derriere, then rear, then backside, and it gets less offensive in perpetuity until no one has any idea what was said?
Or can each poster be assigned an offensive word, so when that word comes up, our name gets substituted. So if someone says bundle of sticks, it gets corrected to Miamipuck.