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Re: EAGLOLS
« Reply #195 on: July 11, 2022, 05:27:34 PM »

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« Reply #196 on: August 29, 2022, 12:14:54 PM »
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Eagles released S Jaquiski Tartt.

Tartt started 14 games for the 49ers last year, totaling one pass defense and five TFLs. He has 80 career starts to his name. His inability to make the Eagles roster comes as something of a surprise. Tartt should find another home as secondary depth for 2022.

I wonder if we're going to go after him.

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« Reply #197 on: August 29, 2022, 12:22:18 PM »
I wonder if we're going to go after him.

I wish we'd sign him as a hybrid linebacker
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Re: EAGLOLS
« Reply #198 on: November 03, 2022, 11:06:54 PM »

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Re: EAGLOLS
« Reply #199 on: November 04, 2022, 04:07:32 AM »
https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1588333867886612480

If JD were to do the same after we win a ring and fans get bitchy three years later, we would all worship the guy


Hopefully he has that chance
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« Reply #200 on: November 28, 2022, 03:10:22 AM »

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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: EAGLOLS
« Reply #204 on: April 17, 2023, 10:30:39 AM »
https://www.nfl.com/news/jalen-hurts-eagles-five-year-255-million-contract-extension

The Eagles and their superstar quarterback agreed to terms Monday on a fiive-year, $255 million contract extension that makes him the highest-paid player in NFL history, per sources. The team later announced the deal.

Hurts' deal has $179.304 million in total guarantees, including $110 million fully guaranteed at signing and $126.5 million fully guaranteed by March 2024, as well as the first no-trade clause in Eagles history -- another sign of the franchise's faith in Hurts, who is still only 24 years old.

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« Reply #205 on: April 17, 2023, 04:40:52 PM »
That is insane.

Lamar has got to be livid right now.
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« Reply #206 on: April 17, 2023, 05:43:39 PM »
That is insane.

Lamar has got to be livid right now.

Why?

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« Reply #207 on: April 17, 2023, 08:31:00 PM »
Why?
Because he wants to play for the Jets
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« Reply #208 on: May 10, 2023, 08:36:35 AM »
https://twitter.com/GOATED_LF/status/1655937112150253570?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1655937112150253570%7Ctwgr%5E65a1655c57df88ec3dfd31a0b12f17a39120b952%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sportsmockery.com%2Funcategorized%2Fit-didnt-take-long-for-jalen-carter-to-justify-bears-decision-to-pass-on-him%2F

Jalen carter doing his heel promo as a mentally retarded blood


Got sloppy fat and lazy on his pro day and wants to pretend he's official.

Only people he killed were those he raced

Does he get a teardrop tattod on Lightning McQueen then. That's at least a red car
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« Reply #209 on: September 15, 2023, 10:21:47 AM »
https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1702512367106498803?s=20

what makes this hilarious is that AJ Brown is a captain.
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