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Re: EAGLOLS
« Reply #180 on: November 19, 2021, 12:27:17 PM »
I don’t want any balding players on this team
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« Reply #181 on: November 19, 2021, 01:22:47 PM »
Lisa Wilson's cooch is bald
Maybe she can play gord

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« Reply #182 on: November 19, 2021, 01:25:42 PM »
Maybe she can play gord

those titties could fill the A ....and B gaps.
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« Reply #183 on: November 19, 2021, 02:47:34 PM »
I'm hesitant to rely on a tight end we take in the draft for immediate production. With a few exceptions, tight ends usually take a year or two before becoming difference-makers. For that reason, Mike Gesicki's one of my top targets in free agency.

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« Reply #184 on: November 19, 2021, 02:50:55 PM »
New England overpaid for them but it's unfortunate we weren't able to get one of Henry or Jonnu. Have to make up for that next offseason. Tired of having a big fat zero at tight end...

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« Reply #185 on: November 19, 2021, 03:14:24 PM »
I'm hesitant to rely on a tight end we take in the draft for immediate production. With a few exceptions, tight ends usually take a year or two before becoming difference-makers. For that reason, Mike Gesicki's one of my top targets in free agency.
Gesicki is a good idea...im on board
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« Reply #186 on: November 19, 2021, 03:30:14 PM »
I really like Gesicki.  I'd be pretty surprised if Miami lets him go. 

CJ Uzomah would be a good signing too. 

Tonyan coming off the ACL could be a bargain bin signing. 
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« Reply #187 on: November 19, 2021, 05:46:35 PM »
I don’t want any balding players on this team

I thought it was just QBs you had hair stipulations for? There have been loads of great balding linemen and backers. All the testosterone makes their hair fall out early.
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« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2021, 05:49:25 PM »
I thought it was just QBs you had hair stipulations for? There have been loads of great balding linemen and backers. All the testosterone makes their hair fall out early.

These policies are producing excrement players. No more hair on offense.
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Re: EAGLOLS
« Reply #190 on: January 02, 2022, 03:41:37 PM »
This is the worst LOL title and it is unnecessary.

Edit: joint worst with Cincy and Washington.
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« Reply #191 on: January 02, 2022, 03:42:32 PM »
This is the worst LOL title and it is unnecessary.

Edit: joint worst with Cincy and Washington.

False on two counts.
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« Reply #192 on: January 02, 2022, 03:43:04 PM »
This is the worst LOL title and it is unnecessary.

Edit: joint worst with Cincy and Washington.

Philoldelphia?

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« Reply #193 on: January 02, 2022, 03:47:55 PM »
Philoldelphia?
This might have been what it was originally.

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« Reply #194 on: January 26, 2022, 10:08:40 AM »
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