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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #435 on: October 27, 2023, 12:00:56 PM »
Having met me, you know I'm not fat.

I was gonna put in a line afterward saying:

"He's not fat or gray" but I couldn't remember if your hair was changing or not.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #436 on: October 27, 2023, 12:01:39 PM »
You must be new here. I hate everything about Halloween, in particular snotty little children being told for 364 days of the year being told not to talk to or accept candy from strangers, and then one day of the year told it's perfectly acceptable to knock on their door and beg for it.

I don't know why I'm the poopchute for objecting to being expected to spend $50+ on candy to give to children I don't know under notional threat of vandalism. I will, as usual, be in the basement watching movies, my wife will probably be on the front porch participating in the annual festival of begging and extortion.

I'm surprised you're capable of finding things fun.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #437 on: October 27, 2023, 02:01:17 PM »
I am 100% in favour of this if it prevents them from begging at my door.
Think of it as tailgate party training.

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Re: How to Dad
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #439 on: February 11, 2024, 10:13:29 PM »
My son saw the Halo season 2 ad and said "Whoa, somebody needs to make this a video game."

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