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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #60 on: February 03, 2016, 09:27:48 PM »
Based on what I've been reading for the last hour or so, this seems like a good way to go and an easy alternative to present to their idea.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #61 on: February 03, 2016, 09:39:09 PM »
Give your kid some coke and put him on the street. Quick ROI

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2016, 11:28:53 AM »
I used to be a life insurance agent. If you have the means to buy Whole Life over Term, and you're buying life insurance anyway, then you should do so.

For a child though? I wouldn't bother with the Gerber thing. IIRC, the Gerber policy is a term policy while the child is under 18 and can then be converted to a whole policy when the child matures at 18. (I don't recall clearly though, so don't quote me there--it's been almost 20 years.)

Investing that money into a college fund makes much more sense. While I certainly believe it's never too early to invest in life insurance (lowest possible premiums, highest possible payout, and you always want to assure your loved ones can carry on in your absence) a child will gain far more from lower college education costs than having a small insurance policy--and have better means to later provide for family members, including purchasing a quality life insurance plan as an adult.

And that's exactly how I'd frame the argument to anyone who wants to invest in my child's future.
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Re: How to Dad
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2016, 03:39:39 PM »
Dadger 2.0

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2016, 03:47:14 PM »
Good excrement badger, Congrats!

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2016, 04:47:41 PM »
That was a great post.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2016, 05:19:15 PM »
You knocked up again Badger? Way to go man.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #68 on: April 03, 2016, 05:38:04 PM »
Thanks guys. Wasn't sure if I was gonna make it public on FB or JO first, but I figured it would just work itself out.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2016, 07:30:23 PM »
Wow. Great news! Congrats brotha

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2016, 10:13:24 PM »
Way to freak, man.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2016, 10:31:47 PM »
ya man, way to go. we're not having any more, so i wont get a girl. i was hoping, but i love my 2 boys. enjoy it dude

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2016, 09:50:18 AM »
Congrats.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #73 on: April 04, 2016, 10:20:03 AM »
I already knew about this from my February trip, right Badger? You told us then?

Congrats btw, I think we already toasted this lol.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #74 on: April 04, 2016, 10:55:40 AM »
I already knew about this from my February trip, right Badger? You told us then?

Congrats btw, I think we already toasted this lol.

Yes, you guys got the news early.

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