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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #345 on: April 13, 2021, 01:00:16 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #346 on: May 16, 2021, 05:20:46 PM »
Just taught my boy the courtesy flush so you can excrement your brains out in public without anyone knowing. Proud moment fellas. 

When he's 15 I'll tell him about the Upper Decker.  See, it's all about real life lessons and quality time. 

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #347 on: May 18, 2021, 03:44:55 PM »
Today at kindergarten pickup one of the other dads rolled up in a car with multiple logo stickers for the porn site Fake Taxi (other stickers included US Army and "Live Free").
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #348 on: May 19, 2021, 07:23:57 PM »
There is a kid in my son's class named Eric Cartman.  I excrement you not.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #349 on: May 19, 2021, 09:11:32 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 19, 2021, 07:23:57 PM
There is a kid in my son's class named Eric Cartman.  I excrement you not.


It’s he’s not a fat poopchute, I believe you need to introduce him to his namesake...
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #350 on: May 23, 2021, 07:23:23 PM »
The Zodiac is half a year old now. We took him to the beach today, first thing he did was grab a handful of sand and shovel it directly into his mouth. Truly my son.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #351 on: May 23, 2021, 07:39:42 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 23, 2021, 07:23:23 PM
The Zodiac is half a year old now. We took him to the beach today, first thing he did was grab a handful of sand and shovel it directly into his mouth. Truly my son.
Roughage is necessary.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #352 on: May 26, 2021, 02:57:22 PM »
Having the vaccine talk with your kids, classically awkward situation

https://v.redd.it/0rpp3cxt2h171
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #353 on: May 27, 2021, 08:41:36 AM »
Parents neglecting a little kid to brawl + pregnant mom throwing punches combo

https://twitter.com/canth0ldme/status/1397736330096955393?s=21
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #354 on: May 27, 2021, 09:59:39 AM »
Dude in the Betts shirt landed some hammers.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #355 on: May 27, 2021, 10:05:23 AM »
What is wrong with people..... Idiots.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #356 on: May 27, 2021, 10:27:29 AM »
Gotta teach baby how to take out the Trashtros
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #357 on: June 06, 2021, 12:57:08 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #358 on: June 06, 2021, 01:44:36 PM »
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She's been doing so well with the club that cash has never been a problem, but if she shut down immediately, she'd owe thousands of dollars that she can't repay.

So basically she's running a crypto ponzi scheme on her local church and the priest doesn't appreciate the secondary grift. 
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #359 on: June 06, 2021, 03:17:25 PM »
Quote from: reuben on June 06, 2021, 01:44:36 PM
So basically she's running a crypto ponzi scheme on her local church and the priest doesn't appreciate the secondary grift. 

Clearly he wants her to cut him in on the action. Bloody kids don't even recognise a nod and a wink these days.
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