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bojanglesman

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #330 on: January 21, 2021, 10:09:43 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2021, 10:06:12 AM
The Zodiac is 2 months old already.

89th percentile for weight
99th percentile for penis length

Nicccce.  The "Anaconda" is thriving.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #331 on: January 21, 2021, 10:18:43 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2021, 10:06:12 AM
The Zodiac is 2 months old already.

89th percentile for weight
99th percentile for length

2 months and you're already posting his Combine class measurables. I admire your commitment.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #332 on: February 23, 2021, 10:13:03 AM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #333 on: February 23, 2021, 11:32:06 AM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #334 on: February 23, 2021, 11:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Badger on February 23, 2021, 10:13:03 AM
How not to dad

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56159731

"The death is the latest in a string of catastrophes to be linked to gender-reveal parties in recent years."


Is blowing yourself up before the party still considered to be part of the party?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #335 on: March 01, 2021, 04:47:51 PM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #336 on: March 01, 2021, 10:26:19 PM »
Zodiac lost a bunch of weight recently, not ideal, but he is committed to his cutting regimen for the combine.

I hate to report that I am that dad that is way too impressed with anything little nothing my kid does. “Omg this is probably the grossest shitty diaper in history!”
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #337 on: March 02, 2021, 08:17:26 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 01, 2021, 10:26:19 PM
Zodiac lost a bunch of weight recently, not ideal, but he is committed to his cutting regimen for the combine.

What's his 40?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #338 on: March 22, 2021, 11:30:42 AM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #339 on: March 22, 2021, 12:33:10 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 22, 2021, 11:30:42 AM
https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1373967725391921158?s=21

Degenerate freaking imbeciles continue to have mobile, functioning sperm....news at 11.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #340 on: March 27, 2021, 04:03:21 PM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #341 on: March 27, 2021, 06:24:13 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 27, 2021, 04:03:21 PM
https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1375804844175458308?s=21

I do thought this was going to end with little dude trying to crush the can. Much more wholesome result this way though
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #342 on: April 04, 2021, 09:23:23 PM »
I’ve never claimed to be a good influence


« Last Edit: April 04, 2021, 09:24:56 PM by SixFeetDeep »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #343 on: April 04, 2021, 09:26:33 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on March 02, 2021, 08:17:26 AM
What's his 40?

He still can’t actually move anywhere

But pretty freaking fast
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #344 on: April 04, 2021, 11:43:15 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on April 04, 2021, 09:26:33 PM
He still can’t actually move anywhere

But pretty freaking fast
Future Walmart Hotdog guy.
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