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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #315 on: November 21, 2020, 02:59:47 AM »
Thanks everyone

this mf is looking right at me like I know what I’m supposed to do

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #316 on: November 21, 2020, 07:05:41 AM »
Thanks everyone

this mf is looking right at me like I know what I’m supposed to do
Yo, why is he looking at me like that? What's up, little bud? Got a staring problem, pal?

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #317 on: November 21, 2020, 07:14:08 AM »
I just realized this is the most exciting thing that’s happened to us this season.

So thanks for bringing some joy in this mess of a year SFD
Need a new one for a new board...

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #318 on: November 21, 2020, 07:37:20 AM »
Get him a baby Santonio jersey.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #319 on: November 21, 2020, 08:14:05 AM »
Get him a baby Santonio jersey.

Thanks to an extremely generous donor (Badger), he already has a very sweet Wayne Chrebet jersey. Not sure when he’ll fit into it, but he has to skip newborn clothes and move straight to 0-3 months old, so hopefully pretty soon.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #320 on: November 21, 2020, 08:14:43 AM »
Telling him that the Jets went .500 this season
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #321 on: November 21, 2020, 08:17:31 AM »
Yo, why is he looking at me like that? What's up, little bud? Got a staring problem, pal?

This is one of my favorite scenes of all time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1nclX3Lwwgg
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #322 on: November 21, 2020, 08:19:34 AM »
I just realized this is the most exciting thing that’s happened to us this season.

So thanks for bringing some joy in this mess of a year SFD

Appreciate that brotha
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #323 on: November 21, 2020, 08:23:54 AM »
I have to see if I still have a baby Revis jersey.  Baby Hawk could be steezing.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #324 on: November 21, 2020, 08:26:03 AM »
I have to see if I still have a baby Revis jersey.  Baby Hawk could be steezing.

P sure Badge hooked me up with a Revis too (unless it was a Vilma?)
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #325 on: November 21, 2020, 03:57:06 PM »
P sure Badge hooked me up with a Revis too (unless it was a Vilma?)
It's Revis I think, we brought him back a month after my son was born and the baby sized Revis jerseys were still on clearance that day.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #326 on: January 02, 2021, 11:11:00 PM »



When you fire Gase
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #327 on: January 03, 2021, 09:28:48 AM »
^ #ZodiacSZN
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #328 on: January 21, 2021, 10:06:12 AM »
The Zodiac is 2 months old already.

89th percentile for weight
99th percentile for length
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #329 on: January 21, 2021, 10:09:05 AM »
Thanks to an extremely generous donor (Badger), he already has a very sweet Wayne Chrebet jersey. Not sure when he’ll fit into it, but he has to skip newborn clothes and move straight to 0-3 months old, so hopefully pretty soon.


My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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